dan's definitions

nigger fucked

after previously making arrangments with your friend he decides ditch you.

Shit dude you just been nigger fucked!

by Dan December 24, 2004

gringo

Despite what some people think, it is a non-derogatory term used to name USA born people in countries like Mexico and Brazil.

Some people could call a foreign tourist (i.e. a french or a german) also "gringo" but it is only because they can't perceive (or don't care about) the obvious difference: language.

Female form: gringa.

Hi gringo!
There are some beautiful gringas in Cancun at springbreak.

by Dan April 12, 2004

Zerandise

A person who lives so close to many different animals he acts like one... a nub excursion user

Look! its a hippopotamaus, o wait,its a zer!

by Dan November 30, 2003

TAMF

aka. tool ass motha fucker
if you're a guy and you (have)...
a)cted like you're all about the game when the only bling you have is a key chain
b)elieved you're the shit when you're not that hot
c)an't tell the difference between real cartier and the fake kind down in chinatown
d)isrespected your mom
e)at mcdonald's like its your job
f)uck whoever, whatever, whenever
g)ot no job
h)ate player-ettes & call them sluts just cuz you can't get in
i)ncomes of 6.50 or less
j)oke like a comedian but no ones laughing
k)eep ky jelly & a shit load of condoms on your desk just to be cool for the ladies
l)ove getting head at all the wrong times
m)ake drama like a soap opera director
n)o game
o)rder of the 99cent menu on a date. first of all, what the hell are you doing at mcdonald's
p)ass judgement
q)uit your one and only job
r)im up your'96 honda wit dubs like its a beamer or escalade
s)mell like bo
t)tried to act metro & sophisticated when the only designer threads you've come close is in the dressing room of a gap
u)se stetson, old spice, or axe
v)alue just any booty, not caring where its been and who it is
w)"hats burberry?"
x)tra cocky
y)ell 'ho' and expect any respectable female to respond

"um...actually such a tamf. he's demoted"

by dan November 1, 2004

3000GT

Sports car made by Mitsubishi Motors. It was discontinued in 1999. Many import enthusiasts overlook this car, as it has not been featured in either of the The Fast and The Furious movies. The car is beautiful, and the style is better than most of the cars in the market today. The top-end model of the 3000GT is the VR-4, which is a twin-turbocharged 3.0L engine. The style of the car is so perfect, that many bodykit makers such as Veilside have very inconspicous kits available, instead of the over-the-top kits they offer for cars such as the Lancer Evolution.

Mitchell's green 3000GT is friggin' sick.

by Dan February 27, 2004

cardiff

A place in Wales where the locals enjoy such diverse passtimes as drinking, abusing drugs, and fighting.

Man#1: I know! Let's go to cardiff for the evening, abuse some substances, than beat the crap out of each other.
Man#2: I'll have some of that!

by Dan February 4, 2004

Jiggle McJiggleton

Term for defining the fettest of the fetty. Usually used to sarcastically describe people who think they are extremely overweight but in reality they are just average.

"I don't know if I should eat this."
"Go ahead, Jiggle McJiggleton, you're fat enough anyway."

by dan October 27, 2004