offspring

best band ever concived

the offspring rule

by Dan October 31, 2003

hang

To dangle or swing by the by neck until the life passes out of your body and you crap yourself. What occurs when your tie gets caught in the ceiling fan.

"You shall hang by the neck till you are dead"
"But all I did was boink the sheriff's daughter"

by dan October 10, 2003

meatflower

a. Noun Any of four folds of tissue of the female external genitalia
b. Noun The labia majora and minora.

Man, I bet that young woman has one sexy meatflower.

by Dan March 10, 2004

snow bird

A Jew that retires to either Arizona or Florida

That damn Snow Bird made all his money up North and now can retire eating gingersnaps and refering to the Fridge as the IceBox

by Dan March 27, 2005

crocodile

Australian slang - colloquial term for an amorous female

wrestling a crocodile
ie - to engage in consensual intercourse with an amorous female

by dan October 01, 2004

proper

Proper is actually a word you can use all by itself, you can just expostulate "Proper!" and it means something similar to "Wicked!" or "Excellent!" or "Cool!". It is an exclamative word. If something totally cool or awesome happens you just say "Proper!" and it means the same as "Awesome!" or "Cool!", but it is much newer and fresher and better and longer-lasting than those words. Its literal definition is "Perfect". Say this if you want to not only be with it, but way, way ahead of it. Proper.

"You just won the lottery, dude!"
"Proper!"

by dan September 03, 2004

burning the shitters

a term used by many grunts during combat who have to burn shit out of a diesal can using gasoline. vi.

The most awful stench know to man. adv.

That marine went to sleep on guard duty, now he he's burning the shitters.

by dan September 04, 2004