dan's definitions

cockbarf

Total garbage or crap. Often used to express extreme dislike for something.

Movies starting with T and ending in '-itanic'.

by Dan February 23, 2004

venice

one of the most peculiar and extravagant city of italy. it is particularly known for high tide, merchants and prostitution.

"Can I park in S. Marco Square?"
"No, You can't! Only sodding Americans think so"

by dan December 11, 2003

deadstar

The remnants of something beyond amazing:

1) Imploded stellar body (black hole);
2) Burn out rock-star.

Yea you where great...in the 80's - but your just a deadstar now.

by Dan December 22, 2004

Effsnatch

Every Fuckin Person on the planet bitches, yeah, ya like that, huhh? Yeah fuck that.

Dude, im gonna go to your house and do your mom.

You EFFSNATCH

by Dan October 23, 2003

jealous

Being envious of someone

Nicola is fucking jealous of hannah because she is with dan and nicola is not

by dan December 2, 2004

chunky

the feeling that one is about to deliver a tramp's breakfast

uh-oh, I must have had a bad pint.

by dan November 26, 2004

tea bags

Enlarged testicles that hang low in one's nutsack

His tea bags tended to hang low when the weather was hot

by Dan November 19, 2003