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Romeo and Juuliet

The classic English-language tragedy of a college romance doomed when the young, beautiful Juliet falls more deeply in love with her Juul than with Romeo.

Has inspired reenactments in high schools and colleges across America.
"I think the saddest part of Romeo and Juuliet is when Romeo climbs up to her balcony but she can't see him through all her Juul smoke."
by daltonjfk October 4, 2019
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lowercase official

romantic relationship status achieved when both partners have each other's names in all lowercase in their phones
just because you stay over every night, we go on trips together, take our children to disneyland, and have each other in our wills does NOT mean you and i are ready to be lowercase official babe
by daltonjfk October 26, 2019
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Shag nook

The depression in the mattress that has become your favorite spot to perform intercourse.
Clara: “Why does it look like you’ve been keeping a cannonball on the middle of your bed?”
Fiona: “Oh that? That’s just my shag nook.”
by daltonjfk September 23, 2019
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Iron museum

The proper name for a gym. A palace of gains.
Roberto and Fabio hit up the iron museum every day so they can get yuge.
by daltonjfk August 30, 2019
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Start tofu

When Layla-Ann accused Melrose of having worn leather shoelaces on Monday, I knew the two of them were about to start tofu.
by daltonjfk September 23, 2019
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Snoop Fogg

The thick smoke that collects in a room full of stoners.
Harry: “Where’s James?”
Jon: “Coughing on the other side of that Snoop Fogg.”
by daltonjfk September 16, 2019
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Slumber pool

A late-night Uber Pool packed full of passed-out passengers.

Urban mythology has long recounted tales of supposed hookups enjoyed by friends of friends in the backseat of Honda Insights heading from the cluburbs to the suburbs in the early morning hours, though in reality these vehicles are filled only with the smell of tequila and sound of snoring.
1: “You drank 12 Monacos last night before you disappeared - how did you even get home?”
2. “Called a Slumber Pool and asked the driver to marry me when we got back Uptown.”
by daltonjfk October 30, 2019
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