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In the #unfiltered alleyways of Flexico, you will behold Sara's ivory beach kimono with the little green birds embroidered on it; on the vsco boulevards of the Flexican peninsula you will find Robbie and Mikey posing on the bow of their father's Sunseaker...all this you will find in Flexico, and all this you will forward to your groupchat to bitch about.
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just because you stay over every night, we go on trips together, take our children to disneyland, and have each other in our wills does NOT mean you and i are ready to be lowercase official babe
by daltonjfk October 26, 2019
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Has inspired reenactments in high schools and colleges across America.
Has inspired reenactments in high schools and colleges across America.
"I think the saddest part of Romeo and Juuliet is when Romeo climbs up to her balcony but she can't see him through all her Juul smoke."
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Fiona: “Oh that? That’s just my shag nook.”
Fiona: “Oh that? That’s just my shag nook.”
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When Layla-Ann accused Melrose of having worn leather shoelaces on Monday, I knew the two of them were about to start tofu.
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The seventh-inning wretch normally occurs between 11pm and 1am, when partygoers who mixed whiskey and beer or rum and wine at the pregame dash to the restroom to pitch forward and re-serve their dinner plate. The seventh-inning wretch is normally a solitary event but can also be a team effort.
The seventh-inning wretch normally occurs between 11pm and 1am, when partygoers who mixed whiskey and beer or rum and wine at the pregame dash to the restroom to pitch forward and re-serve their dinner plate. The seventh-inning wretch is normally a solitary event but can also be a team effort.
When everyone decided spontaneously to go to a club after Neil’s pregame and the bar next door, I dashed to the facilities for a seventh-inning wretch so the bouncers wouldn’t see how plastered I was.
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