daltonjfk's definitions

Romeo and Juuliet

The classic English-language tragedy of a college romance doomed when the young, beautiful Juliet falls more deeply in love with her Juul than with Romeo.

Has inspired reenactments in high schools and colleges across America.

"I think the saddest part of Romeo and Juuliet is when Romeo climbs up to her balcony but she can't see him through all her Juul smoke."

by daltonjfk October 4, 2019

Nog

What your roommate watches after quietly walking to his bedroom and locking the door. Was formerly known as pornography.

Jarod: “Mike’s been in his room a while. What do you think is going on?”
Kevin: “He’s definitely watching some nog.”

by daltonjfk August 30, 2019

Film shrapnel

That one little bit of popcorn that lives between your teeth for three days after you see a film.

I had a sentimental moment today when my tongue finally got that film shrapnel out of my teeth and we said a last goodbye.

by daltonjfk August 30, 2019

Snoop Logg

A blunt so fat it looks like it used to be a tree.

Darryl rolled up a Snoop Logg and we all got high as hawks.

by daltonjfk August 30, 2019

Count Everest

an individual of such immeasurable stature that he may be mistaken for a terrestrial rock formation. Attracts enthusiasts but should be attempted only by trained professionals.

Liam: “Whoa dude, there’s a pair of legs over there at the bar all by themselves!”
Wolfrick: “Nah bro, lean your head back and you’ll see it’s really a Count Everest”

by daltonjfk August 30, 2019

Iron museum

The proper name for a gym. A palace of gains.

Roberto and Fabio hit up the iron museum every day so they can get yuge.

by daltonjfk August 30, 2019

No print no scan

Alternative for “facts”. As in, no print, no scan, just fax.

Pierre: “Predrinks at mine this Friday.”
Farouk: “No print no scan.”
Danilo: “Just fax.”

by daltonjfk August 30, 2019