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an individual of such immeasurable stature that he may be mistaken for a terrestrial rock formation. Attracts enthusiasts but should be attempted only by trained professionals.
Liam: “Whoa dude, there’s a pair of legs over there at the bar all by themselves!”
Wolfrick: “Nah bro, lean your head back and you’ll see it’s really a Count Everest”
Wolfrick: “Nah bro, lean your head back and you’ll see it’s really a Count Everest”
by daltonjfk August 30, 2019
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Can be a college dorm, a bar table, a Volkswagen Polo, an actual villa, or any other place, provided multiple sadbois are present. Typically smells of Juul smoke.
Can be a college dorm, a bar table, a Volkswagen Polo, an actual villa, or any other place, provided multiple sadbois are present. Typically smells of Juul smoke.
Hanna: “Want to go to Harvey and Tom’s party tonight?”
Tanya: “Oh god, a party at the sadboi villa and waking up with Juul lung in Max’s spindly arms? I’ll pass.”
Tanya: “Oh god, a party at the sadboi villa and waking up with Juul lung in Max’s spindly arms? I’ll pass.”
by daltonjfk September 8, 2019
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2. "Nah, I actually slid into his DMs ages ago after she dipped from the club without paying. The DMs and screenshots are part of the raise cattle phase."
2. "Nah, I actually slid into his DMs ages ago after she dipped from the club without paying. The DMs and screenshots are part of the raise cattle phase."
by daltonjfk December 17, 2019
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