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The month in which you banish alcoholic beverages in the betterment of yourself just so you can get even more drunk in February
Jim: Hey man want a Corona?

Me: Nah man it’s Dry January only a coke for me.
by AgrCorp January 02, 2019
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Dry January is the process of intercourse in the cool January air, which is low in moisture and tends to leave everything dry and uncomfortable. Much like getting your tongue stuck to a pole.
After December, dry January becomes a prevalent danger
We were in the woods, and nothing worked, it was dry january all over again
by Xdave January 03, 2015
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