I had a sentimental moment today when my tongue finally got that film shrapnel out of my teeth and we said a last goodbye.
by daltonjfk August 30, 2019
Get the Film shrapnelmug. Your friend who goes to the Far East and comes back wearing silk and addicted to a drug you've never heard of.
Whereas Marco Polo brought pasta from China to Europe, this douchebag just brings werid pipes he claims form part of the local custom, but where in fact sold to him by locals playing him for the fool he is.
Probably converted to Buddhism to his gap year but doesn't understand it at all.
Whereas Marco Polo brought pasta from China to Europe, this douchebag just brings werid pipes he claims form part of the local custom, but where in fact sold to him by locals playing him for the fool he is.
Probably converted to Buddhism to his gap year but doesn't understand it at all.
Yann: "Payton's back from his gap year in Southeast Asia. He's been wearing silk and smoking some weird powder."
Tyson: “Oh good. Narco Polo has returned.”
Tyson: “Oh good. Narco Polo has returned.”
by daltonjfk October 03, 2019
Get the Narco Polomug. The act of hiding one’s dirty dishes under their roommate’s dirty dishes in the sink.
Gives the impression that the Mess Chess player has not contributed to the rising pile and allows him to pin the blame on his unsuspecting roommate. Expert-level players will make sure to eat the same thing their roommate last ate in order to hoodwink and bamboozle him into thinking the dishes are all his.
Gives the impression that the Mess Chess player has not contributed to the rising pile and allows him to pin the blame on his unsuspecting roommate. Expert-level players will make sure to eat the same thing their roommate last ate in order to hoodwink and bamboozle him into thinking the dishes are all his.
“Louie will never realise those extra plates I stashed under the pan he left in the sink are mine. I’ve checkmated him in Mess Chess.”
by daltonjfk September 08, 2019
Get the Mess chessmug. Award given to a college student kitchen that has produced dishes other than pasta, couscous, and scrambled eggs. Prize includes a set of forks that match each other.
Gaia: “I went over to Brooke’s last night and she made baked potatoes with mushrooms.”
Sammy: “Someone give that girl a College Michelin Star.”
Sammy: “Someone give that girl a College Michelin Star.”
by daltonjfk September 27, 2019
Get the College Michelin Starmug. The circular imprint that develops in the skin of a wallet when a single man has carried an as-yet unused condom in it for too long.
Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.
Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.
Wandering the bars on Wednesday night, Pete realised the single man's ring which had developed in his wallet announced to all bartenders that he was wedded to the sadboi life.
by daltonjfk October 26, 2019
Get the Single man's ringmug. Rage experienced particularly by female service-industry workers. Bubble bath wrath is brought on by long days of serving rude customers and prompts the victim to exclaim her need for a bubble bath as soon as she returns home.
After another 11-hour shift at the AT&T booth in the mall, Ashleigh stormed back to her apartment in a fit of bubble bath wrath before eventually calming down in a soapy tub of Himalayan Salts.
by daltonjfk September 17, 2019
Get the Bubble bath wrathmug. His smug smile and white eyebrows give it all away - Mr. Clean's dirty secret arrives every Tuesday and Saturday and cleans his house with Shamwow.
by daltonjfk December 17, 2019
Get the Mr. Clean's Dirty Secretmug.