by trogleprak January 29, 2006
An odd behavior shared only by psychotic apes (a.k.a, Homo Sapien Sapien) in which they literally burn a fellow psychotic ape's body literally to ashes. The ashes are either spilled outside somewhere, thus making the whole process pointless, or left in a disgusting unsanitary jar inside the dwelling of a psychotic ape.
Bob: What do you wish they do with your body when you die?
Tom: I want them to burn my body beyond recognition, and spread the resulting ashes in my next-door neighbor's backyard. They call it "cremation"
Bob: Why in the hell would you do that?
Tom: I don't know, but alot of people are doing it, so I'm following!
Tom: I want them to burn my body beyond recognition, and spread the resulting ashes in my next-door neighbor's backyard. They call it "cremation"
Bob: Why in the hell would you do that?
Tom: I don't know, but alot of people are doing it, so I'm following!
by Poid May 28, 2007
by AJT93 February 3, 2019
1) To completely obliterate another person or team in any form of competition
2) In sports, to humiliate your opponent to the point at which they are questioning their value as both an athlete and a person in general
2) In sports, to humiliate your opponent to the point at which they are questioning their value as both an athlete and a person in general
While she had never thrown a bocce ball in her life, Beth completely cremated Chris in her first game with her undeniably impressive natural talent. Distraught, Chris subsequently contemplated jumping off the Bunker Hill Bridge into the Charles River.
by cmg0907 June 18, 2011
by Quacky Quackerson January 29, 2018
When you trip on Dextromethorphan and smoke some Marijuana. The name refers to the sensation of being in an oven, being burnt at 3000 degrees F.
"Oh man, I just drank a bottle of Robitussen an hour ago. I'm so tripping. The weed is making it...oh my god... OH MY FUCKING GOD! IM CREMATED!"
by wafflekingLOL May 23, 2009