daVE's definitions

Bill Clinton

42nd US president. Said to have done great things for our shores, but overseas he did crappy. He was also immoral and lied under oath, actually making him the first president to do so.

"Some say that Bill Clinton is to blame for Nine-Eleven. Who knows who to blame..."
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

LAM

Laser Aiming Module

A module that is equipped with a laser-aimer, that can be attached to a gun.

"The H&K Mark 23 is symbolic with that suppressor and LAM, kinda like the one shown in Metal Gear Solid."
-me

by Dave June 16, 2004

smoking the turkey

when you stick ciggerettes up someones butt

were smoking the turkey

by dave May 13, 2005

shit in the bidet

Verb phrase. To commit a serious faux pas when mingling with people completely outside your normal circle, especially when they're higher on the social ladder than you. From the caricature of a working class person getting confused by the extra piece of furniture in a better-off person's bathroom.

"Only demanded they heat up my gazpacho, didn't I?"

"God, you shat in the bidet there, mate."

by Dave June 19, 2004

Microwave

To stick someone's head inside your windpants and fart. Like food inside a saran wrap container their head gets steamed.

He didn't enjoy the steamy smell of my microwave.

by Dave August 25, 2003

ahhh

An involuntary urge. It just happens.

When Mayer made some ahh, he got a little bit of ahh, plus some ahh, and just had to ahh.

by Dave February 27, 2004

bunter

A fat bastard - usually the kid you bullied at school for being rich and fat

Lets batter that billy bunter!

by Dave July 8, 2003