hooped

caught in a situation that has no obvious solution

We are kind of hooped because the guy to interview you doesn't come in to work for another two hours.

by dp June 11, 2003

pitching up

people gathering for an event or activity - origin Nigella Lawson, British chef

Before I knew it, 15 friends came pitching up for dinner.

by dp June 24, 2003

benifer

tabloid combination of celeb names - Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez

Several grocery store rags just reported the Benifer wedding planned for last weekend in Santa Barbara has been permanently delayed because JLo requested a prenuptual agreement.

by dp September 14, 2003

printy

of or pertaining to the printy mind of DP Houck when interpreting events, ideas, people, places, or really ANYTHING in his own unique way

On a rainy day, the diagonally falling rain was described as "rain falling at a non-straight angle"

by dp February 01, 2005

blanket vent

air space caused by another person in the bed sleeping so close that the blankets don't have enough space to sag down and cover the exposed back or shoulder

My wife loves me so much that every night she tucks in the covers to close off the blanket vent.

by dp May 06, 2003

preggie

a pregnant woman

i had sex with someone now im preggie

by dP November 12, 2003

saugatuck seesaw

Group sex in which one has doggystyle sex with two people simultaneously by using a dildo attached to their back. The motion resembles the three way moving like a seesaw.

Can you believe that chase and Jim did the Saugatuck seesaw last weekend?

by DP May 08, 2021