Definitions by dAVE
freedom
The founding principle of the United States of America. There are all kinds of freedoms that many are ungrateful for; perhaps the real freedom that is mentioned so much is FREEDOM FROM TYRANNY. And if you stop and think about it, that's saying a LOT.
"America is unique in that it has no history of dictators, and it never will. Ignore what those liberals tell you. We have it very lucky here in America. America does have its ups & downs, and it is not perfect, but keep in mind about how lucky you have it here. If you hate it so much, then fuck off and move to France, where you, an American, will be treated like shit just because of your nationality."
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In Soviet Russia
Jokes invented by Yakov Smirnoff, involving the comparisons of things in the United States and the Soviet Union.
"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"
"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"
"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"
"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"
"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"
In Soviet Russia by Dave July 13, 2004
Chinagook
A word indicating a Chinese person, possibly racist because of the word "gook" put in.
Don't ask where I got this. Even I don't know. To be honest it just came out of nowhere and I started saying it. I often use this word to refer to a Chinese person, or Chinese people (Chinagook can be plural as it sounds).
Don't ask where I got this. Even I don't know. To be honest it just came out of nowhere and I started saying it. I often use this word to refer to a Chinese person, or Chinese people (Chinagook can be plural as it sounds).
gloat
"That retard kept gloating everytime he laid eyes on me. I shoulda told him 'you're about two seconds away from wearing that smile around your ass'. But no, I'm a nice guy. Being a nice guy is actually a VERY difficult life, perhaps much harder than being a mean guy. Although it pays off, you have to be VERY patient too."
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Vagina
The female genitalia, also the most sexual part of the female body. It's said that practicing cunnilingus is the most wonderful thing you can do for a woman, and expresses love, admiration, and it makes her look sexy......but given the purposefully-mysterious nature of women, these have yet to be confirmed as "fact".
Nevertheless, pussy always drives ANYONE crazy.
Nevertheless, pussy always drives ANYONE crazy.
"I always loved pussy, but back when I was in 7th grade, I was called a fag because I preferred pussy over tits. YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS!"
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"If I had a girlfriend and we were extremely intimate, I'd have my fun with pleasing that sleek, hot, luscious, succulent pussy of hers. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ There are SO MANY ways to have fun with pussy. ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ You can rub it, lick it, massage it, stick it, cuddle it, stroke it, and MORE!"
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"If I had a girlfriend and we were extremely intimate, I'd have my fun with pleasing that sleek, hot, luscious, succulent pussy of hers. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ There are SO MANY ways to have fun with pussy. ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ You can rub it, lick it, massage it, stick it, cuddle it, stroke it, and MORE!"
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Louis Farrakhan
A racist, anti-white, anti-semitic leader of the racist cult the Nation of Islam.
Promotes hatred of whites and Jews, and believes whites were created in a lab, are white devils, and that Judaism is a gutter religion.
Propegates hatred against whites and Jews while hiding behind the tired defense that blacks can't be racist, when they infact can.
Promotes hatred of whites and Jews, and believes whites were created in a lab, are white devils, and that Judaism is a gutter religion.
Propegates hatred against whites and Jews while hiding behind the tired defense that blacks can't be racist, when they infact can.
What up white devil? You opppress the black man. I want you all to kill the white man, the white devils, and Jews, they knew about 9/11, they hate us. Kill them, but pretend we can't be racist.
Louis Farrakhan by dave July 10, 2004