Spike TV

A TV network, formerly known as The National Network, formerly known as the Nashville Network. They changed their focus c. 2001 to become a "guy's" network rather than a country network. Their keystone programming includes Star Trek: The Next Generation, VIP, and various wrestling events. This covers all important guy interests (technology, hot girls, violence). Their acquisition of Exclusive syndication rights to Star Trek TNG was a major ratings boost.
"I want to make the ultimate guy's show. It'll have technology, sex, and violence all in one package."
"What will you call it?"
"Android Kick-Fucking"
"Spike TV will be all over that."
by Dave September 19, 2003
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Pen15

This stands for P-E-N-I-S..As you can see the 15 at the end of pen15...the 1 resembles the "i" and the 5 resembles the "s". Lots of grade schoolers ask about, "do u have a pen15?" they say that its a pen, so when they say "no" they start to humiliate the person. This is a very imature act.
Yo sup? hey do u have a pen15?
WHAT?!? whats a pen15
oh its a kewl pen, all the boys have them
u serious?
well, do u have 1?
NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
by Dave July 16, 2003
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ninjato

nihn-juh-toh
neen-jah-toh

A Japanese ninja sword. Similar to a katana, but with these characteristics:
*Slightly shorter length
*Square hilt
*Straight blade with a non-curved edge
"Ninjato's are cool! ^-^ "
-me
by Dave April 19, 2004
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SEAL

Sea, Air, Land.

A SEAL is a highly-trained special forces soldier of the US Navy. Part of a group of 2, 4, 8, or no higher than 16 other SEAL's, Navy SEAL's are pretty much the modern-day ninja; they are trained to meld in with the scenery and attack without being noticed. Their bodies are trained and pushed beyond almost human-limits.
"Not everyone can be a SEAL. In fact, you'd have to be superhuman to be one! If you really want to be a SEAL, you really have to want it."
-me

"The only easy day was yesterday!"
-SEAL Motto

"If you're called to duty but you're not ready, then you've failed."
-SEAL Moral from an officer
by Dave July 06, 2004
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Hotitty-hoe

specific form of "hotitty" - my hotitty-hoe, your hotitty hoe, etc. - a specific hot chick
"Yo dawg, I saw your HOTITTY-HOE at the supermarket yesterday."
by dave April 08, 2003
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one holed skin flute

she was playing the mouth organ when all of a sudden the spit guard started drippin'
by dave April 10, 2003
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Butt Geiser Surpriser

Also known as the BGS, this is a loving sexual act in which the giver urinates up the butt of the recipient.

BGS tournaments are also known to occur in some parts of the United States, though the rules of the tournament aren't well known.
I couldn't believe the sensation brought on to me after receiving my first BGS.

After years of BGSing, I have a permanent limp.
by Dave February 12, 2004
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