Zinger

A painful manuever in which someone drives their fingers into one's back profusley.

Nick snuck up on me and gave me a zinger.

by dave April 25, 2003

auuntie

a scapegoat of an alliby

i didnt shoot that kid, i was wit my auuntie.

by dave December 25, 2003

Cougsta

A being of pure greatness. The embodiment of all that is fucking awesome in this udderly pathetic society.

"Holy shit man I should shoot myself cause I have just met the Cougsta and have been shown that I am useless to this world."

by Dave November 25, 2004

The Force

My term to indicate something belonging to a person who has been in a Star Wars movie (preferably Episodes IV, V, and VI), and is either a voice-actor or actor of another film or similar flick.

"The Force is with the Joker because his voice-actor is Mark Hamill. The Force is with Harrison Ford in any movie he's in because he was Han Solo in Star Wars. Get it? You don't, do ya? >P "
-me

by Dave February 10, 2004

gloat

An extremely wide, teethy smile. Often childish, and pretty much obnoxious and rude.

"That retard kept gloating everytime he laid eyes on me. I shoulda told him 'you're about two seconds away from wearing that smile around your ass'. But no, I'm a nice guy. Being a nice guy is actually a VERY difficult life, perhaps much harder than being a mean guy. Although it pays off, you have to be VERY patient too."
-me

by Dave July 11, 2004

buttmunch

Someone who is always eating butt, and likes it. Usually a whore or Nathan.

Ali, come on, seriously, you say you need company, but when I come over, you are munching the dog's butt. You are such a buttmunch.

by Dave May 05, 2003

28th Day

A term to indicate a woman having PMS, or if she is having her period.

"God woman! Why're you so pissed of at me!? Is it you're 28th day or somethin'?!"

by Dave January 16, 2004