cranioDan11's definitions

Raisiningly cold

When the weather outside is so cold it causes a man's testes to shrink to the size of raisins

Damn! You'd better bundle up before you go out. It's raisiningly cold out there.

by cranioDan11 January 31, 2016

BAFFLED

An acronym for when you're having "one of those days". BAFFLED stands for

Bored
As
Fuck and
Failing

Largely at
Everything I
Do

I wish I could think of something fun to do, today. But I'm absolutely BAFFLED

by cranioDan11 August 15, 2017

Bitchuation

A bitch of a situation or hard to make choice; a dilemma

This is tough one...a real bitchuation.

by cranioDan11 May 12, 2021

fuxillion

An infinite amount.

There must be a fuxillion mosquitos in my back yard.

by cranioDan11 May 4, 2021

big orange muppet with little grabby hands

Nickname for President Donald Trump

POTUS is a damn joke. He's nothing more than a big orange muppet with little grabby hands

by cranioDan11 January 30, 2017

Nirvanamatopoeia

The characteristic of a song or band sounding like Nirvana rip-off. Also known as "Sounds Like Teen Spirit".

"Whoa!!! That song has a serious case of Nirvanamatopoeia!"

by cranioDan11 November 4, 2023

shearing

Reducing your computer's memory usage by ending unnecessary tasks, freeing up resources to be used by other applications.

Also known as Shaving Off RAM

Holy shit! Windows 7 is taking up 1.5 gigabytes of RAM. That mofo needs shearing!

by cranioDan11 May 22, 2012