scotometer

a meter that detects the average gayness in scott

scots scotometer blew up after over loading

by cody February 06, 2003

Quief

a vaginal expulsion of gas. usually caused during intercourse. most disturbing and extremely unattractive.

if a woman ever tried to quief on me while i was banging her, id be like "hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie.

by cody May 22, 2004

aresome

A combination of narsty and aresome created by some 8th graders at a lunch table for the purpose of something disgustingly funny.

That meatloaf surprise in your carrots looks aresome!

by Cody March 01, 2005

kiddy diddler

A male or female use touches another male or female under the legal age.

He fingered her? But he's grade 11 and shes only grade 6. Hes such a kiddy diddler, lets kick his ass.

by Cody October 20, 2002

AT&T

Ass, Tits, and Twat

Dude, she's got great AT&T.

by Cody December 14, 2003

P.O.S

Ancheint greek acronm for piss on shorts

DAMN cant u hold it u got P.O.S>

by Cody June 09, 2004

nuber

an uber nube, an extreme novice
Etymology: nerdy online PC gamer language, from German uber meaning super
Synonyms: homosexual, jackass, moron
Antonyms: badass, 31337 mo'er fucker

People who waste their lives at LanWerx are nubers.

by Cody September 09, 2003