from the Latin citron + Cum, slang for sperm, from Greek spermos
1. noun; citricum
a. The product of consuming vast amounts of citrus fruits to deliberately induce a pleasant, sometimes fruity taste in ones cum
2. verb; to citricum, citricame, citricumming, citricums
a. To ejaculate citricum.
1. noun; citricum
a. The product of consuming vast amounts of citrus fruits to deliberately induce a pleasant, sometimes fruity taste in ones cum
2. verb; to citricum, citricame, citricumming, citricums
a. To ejaculate citricum.
1. This citricum is so delicious, high in protien and low in calories. I think I'll share it with SPC Jun.
2. After I citricame on Jun, I threw him out of bed and called him a whore.
2. After I citricame on Jun, I threw him out of bed and called him a whore.
by clint August 26, 2004

noun; A condition often observed after a man masturbates, or when a woman gropes a man's genitals, and fails to wash his/her hands sufficiently or at all afterwards. Symptoms may be less or more severe depending on the frequency and thoroughness with which the male washes his penis, and may include foul odor, damp skin, and in severe cases, the presence of semen on the sufferer's hand(s).
Even without close examination, I could tell by the smell that Tyler had contracted a severe case of dick hand.
by clint August 24, 2004

1: To trick someone with a clever ruse; to deceive without good intentions.
2: To trick someone into letting you shit in their face, which is both a clever ruse and is void of good intention.
2: To trick someone into letting you shit in their face, which is both a clever ruse and is void of good intention.
Last night at Reginald's house, things got a little out of hand, and I bamboozled some bitch when she was looking the other way.
by Clint May 13, 2005

A word that means to love someone without a romantic connotation; created as a contraction of "Plutonic" and "love"
by Clint February 03, 2005

1. noun- A very capable digital video recorder that can record more than one TV/Cable/Satellite show at once. This device requires no tape nor disk, but requires a monthly or lifetime subscription to work. It allows you to record, pause, fast forward, rewind, etc., with ease. It uses subscriber feedback and recording history to make "Tivo suggestions", or recordings you haven't asked for that Tivo (the company) believes that you will like. Likely the one thing that scares television advertizers the most.
2. noun- The company who engineered and marketed the Tivo device.
3. verb- The act of using a Tivo machine to record a show.
2. noun- The company who engineered and marketed the Tivo device.
3. verb- The act of using a Tivo machine to record a show.
My Tivo only cost me $99, but saved me a ton on videotapes.
Tivo had my Tivo record Fahrenheit 51 last night. I'm really surprised, but I like that show!
Mom, I told you I wanted to Tivo Crankyankers last night!
Tivo had my Tivo record Fahrenheit 51 last night. I'm really surprised, but I like that show!
Mom, I told you I wanted to Tivo Crankyankers last night!
by Clint March 25, 2004

pittsnogler
n. 1) a man who guides another man's penis into a 3rd man's asshole
2) a fluffer for gay porn
n. 1) a man who guides another man's penis into a 3rd man's asshole
2) a fluffer for gay porn
by clint March 26, 2005

The smallest moon of Mars, named after one of the chief horsemen of Mars, the Roman god of war. Literally means "panic". Best known for its irregular potato-like shape.
by Clint March 26, 2004
