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startrek

A show that, despite it's long history and fame, is to this day viewed only by obese homosexual stamp-collecting faggots, who at best might make love to a microwaved bagel. A popular debate topic as of now is how William Shatner ever found work or intercourse after his time on the show.
Me and my friends plan to go to my house and play Pokemon and watch Startrek- just not too late cuz my bedtime is 5:30.
by Clint May 13, 2005
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cool

"I've got a fever...and the only prescription for that fever...is more cowbell!"
by clint May 18, 2004
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anorexitron

noun; anorexitron

1. A robot which suffers from the eating disorder anorexia.
2. A term often used for a person who is or appears to be anorexic.

(from New Latin, from Greek, from a- + orexis appetite, from oregein + Greek, suffix denoting an instrument; akin to Old English -thor, suffix denoting an instrument, Latin -trum)
1. At dinner, the anorexitron dumped its motor oil onto its napkin when none of the other robots were looking.
2. Despite his heavy eating habits, Maxwell is a total anorexitron.
by clint September 4, 2004
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techack

1) A very intuitive person who just happens to be able to figure out technology just by playing around with it, usually without any prior experience with said technology. This person is able to figure out any technology, from cell phones, to car stereos, to paper shredders.

2) Never needs instructions on assembly of any new technology and always does it right.
Yogi's such a techack. He's never even used that cell phone before and he's managed to program his own ring.
by Clint July 26, 2004
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fuckeneh

a canadian word used to express either anger or surprise
Americans: you hosers just lost all your money

Canadians: FUCKENEH!!
by Clint May 13, 2005
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Discipline the Simian

Discipline like spank, and simian as "relating to an ape or monkey." So it's a fancy way of saying "spank the monkey"
Dave: "Yeah, I saw that guy, he looked pretty hot."

Chris: "Fuck yeah. Excuse me I think I need to go uh...discipline my simian if you know what I mean."
by Clint November 5, 2004
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californicate

1. verb - The act of migration from California to other states in search of cheaper housing, better morals, and lack of gangs, drugs, prostitution, etc. Instead, they drive up house prices whereever they move to, and bring their low morals, gangs, drugs, and prostitution to the other states.

2. verb - The performance of sexual acts with a person higher-up in the movie industry in order to be in a Hollywood movie, made famous in a song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

3. verb - The combination of the words California and fornicate to signify the despicable acts defined above. See californication.
1. Don't californicate Utah!

2. She had to californicate just to be an extra on the set for that movie.

3. They want to californicate the whole nation.
by Clint April 12, 2004
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