32 definitions by clint
"I went to Josh's place; he says he decorated himself and I tell you, some serious homovertones. I wonder about that guy..."
by clint April 4, 2005
1: To trick someone with a clever ruse; to deceive without good intentions.
2: To trick someone into letting you shit in their face, which is both a clever ruse and is void of good intention.
2: To trick someone into letting you shit in their face, which is both a clever ruse and is void of good intention.
Last night at Reginald's house, things got a little out of hand, and I bamboozled some bitch when she was looking the other way.
by clint March 18, 2005
1. While deployed in Kuwait, Clint furiously groped his manjugs during masturbation. He was very lonely.
by clint September 4, 2004
noun; A condition often observed after a man masturbates, or when a woman gropes a man's genitals, and fails to wash his/her hands sufficiently or at all afterwards. Symptoms may be less or more severe depending on the frequency and thoroughness with which the male washes his penis, and may include foul odor, damp skin, and in severe cases, the presence of semen on the sufferer's hand(s).
Even without close examination, I could tell by the smell that Tyler had contracted a severe case of dick hand.
by clint August 24, 2004
It means to get married or commit to a monogamous relationship; probably the two most indicative words for the situation itself, born of a word that can mean "to move downward; sink, or descend," "to subdue," and "to conclude," and a word that means the "opposite of up."
"Man looks like Lester finally had to settle down and give up the player lifestyle...man, and settle isn't wrong!"
by clint October 9, 2005
pittsnogler
n. 1) a man who guides another man's penis into a 3rd man's asshole
2) a fluffer for gay porn
n. 1) a man who guides another man's penis into a 3rd man's asshole
2) a fluffer for gay porn
by clint March 27, 2005
from the Latin citron + Cum, slang for sperm, from Greek spermos
1. noun; citricum
a. The product of consuming vast amounts of citrus fruits to deliberately induce a pleasant, sometimes fruity taste in ones cum
2. verb; to citricum, citricame, citricumming, citricums
a. To ejaculate citricum.
1. noun; citricum
a. The product of consuming vast amounts of citrus fruits to deliberately induce a pleasant, sometimes fruity taste in ones cum
2. verb; to citricum, citricame, citricumming, citricums
a. To ejaculate citricum.
1. This citricum is so delicious, high in protien and low in calories. I think I'll share it with SPC Jun.
2. After I citricame on Jun, I threw him out of bed and called him a whore.
2. After I citricame on Jun, I threw him out of bed and called him a whore.
by clint August 26, 2004