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Phobos

noun- The largest moon of Mars, named after one of the chief horsemen of Mars, the Roman god of war. Literally means "Fear".
NASA is looking at the possibility of sending a lander to phobos to get better pictures of the planet Mars.
by Clint March 26, 2004
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Bamboozle

1: To trick someone with a clever ruse; to deceive without good intentions.

2: To trick someone into letting you shit in their face, which is both a clever ruse and is void of good intention.
Last night at Reginald's house, things got a little out of hand, and I bamboozled some bitch when she was looking the other way.
by Clint May 13, 2005
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manjugs

noun; manjugs

1. oversized or abnormally large male breasts.
1. While deployed in Kuwait, Clint furiously groped his manjugs during masturbation. He was very lonely.
by clint September 4, 2004
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milking the cock

verb. milked the cock, milk the cock, milking the cock, milks the cock

The practice of removing excess semen from the urethra after ejaculation, usually by applying pressure beginning just forward of the scrotum and moving up towards the head of the penis.
After brutally reaming Jason L's ass for over three hours, I finnaly came, and afterwards, milked the cock.
by clint August 25, 2004
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dick hand

noun; A condition often observed after a man masturbates, or when a woman gropes a man's genitals, and fails to wash his/her hands sufficiently or at all afterwards. Symptoms may be less or more severe depending on the frequency and thoroughness with which the male washes his penis, and may include foul odor, damp skin, and in severe cases, the presence of semen on the sufferer's hand(s).
Even without close examination, I could tell by the smell that Tyler had contracted a severe case of dick hand.
by clint August 24, 2004
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pussy bandit

1. noun.

a. A male who, often through means of manipulation and deception, attempts to gain the physical affection of a female who is already committed to another person. Common motives include; jealousy, or the need to compensate for feelings of inferiority to the victim; uncontrollable sex drive; or simple spite or malicious intent.

{Pussy from Low German puse + Bandit from Italian bandito}
1. That filthy pussy bandit SPC Espino tried to steal Matt's woman, but fortunately, he was cock blocked and failed miserably. Maybe, it's because he has an incredibly severe case of dick hand.
by clint August 27, 2004
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pluve

A word that means to love someone without a romantic connotation; created as a contraction of "Plutonic" and "love"
"You know I pluve you Melissa, but I'm your best friend, I can't make out with you"
by Clint February 3, 2005
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