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anorexitron

noun; anorexitron

1. A robot which suffers from the eating disorder anorexia.
2. A term often used for a person who is or appears to be anorexic.

(from New Latin, from Greek, from a- + orexis appetite, from oregein + Greek, suffix denoting an instrument; akin to Old English -thor, suffix denoting an instrument, Latin -trum)
1. At dinner, the anorexitron dumped its motor oil onto its napkin when none of the other robots were looking.
2. Despite his heavy eating habits, Maxwell is a total anorexitron.
by clint September 4, 2004
mugGet the anorexitronmug.

pussy bandit

1. noun.

a. A male who, often through means of manipulation and deception, attempts to gain the physical affection of a female who is already committed to another person. Common motives include; jealousy, or the need to compensate for feelings of inferiority to the victim; uncontrollable sex drive; or simple spite or malicious intent.

{Pussy from Low German puse + Bandit from Italian bandito}
1. That filthy pussy bandit SPC Espino tried to steal Matt's woman, but fortunately, he was cock blocked and failed miserably. Maybe, it's because he has an incredibly severe case of dick hand.
by clint August 27, 2004
mugGet the pussy banditmug.

pluve

A word that means to love someone without a romantic connotation; created as a contraction of "Plutonic" and "love"
"You know I pluve you Melissa, but I'm your best friend, I can't make out with you"
by Clint February 3, 2005
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californicate

1. verb - The act of migration from California to other states in search of cheaper housing, better morals, and lack of gangs, drugs, prostitution, etc. Instead, they drive up house prices whereever they move to, and bring their low morals, gangs, drugs, and prostitution to the other states.

2. verb - The performance of sexual acts with a person higher-up in the movie industry in order to be in a Hollywood movie, made famous in a song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

3. verb - The combination of the words California and fornicate to signify the despicable acts defined above. See californication.
1. Don't californicate Utah!

2. She had to californicate just to be an extra on the set for that movie.

3. They want to californicate the whole nation.
by Clint April 12, 2004
mugGet the californicatemug.

van helsing

one who goes after ugly women at night while intoxacated and wakes up feeling like he spent the night hunting for monsters
"what happend last night, and why do i feel like van helsing"
by clint February 23, 2005
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popkin

by clint October 7, 2004
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Bamboozle

1: To trick someone with a clever ruse; to deceive without good intentions.

2: To trick someone into letting you shit in their face, which is both a clever ruse and is void of good intention.
Last night at Reginald's house, things got a little out of hand, and I bamboozled some bitch when she was looking the other way.
by Clint May 13, 2005
mugGet the Bamboozlemug.

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