That which must be returned immediately when one is in a situation they desire not to be, a'la Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
Mom: "When are you going to get married and give me grandkids?"

Me: "I have to return some videotapes"
by Radiant Such April 26, 2014
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The standard response that will excuse you from any social situation, thereby allowing you to dispose of the bodies you have sitting in your trunk.
Where are you going to?
-I am returning some videotapes...
Ok, well say hi to your wife, hope she feels better!
by jomamma12345 October 25, 2009
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