a raging insult used when an individual has made an idiot of themselves or been "owned". spoken with the motion of the left hand covering the mouth in a fist and the right hand flat with the palm in the air doing a motion simulating that of an actual dustpan. see the following dialogue:
jill: "i just don't have my best stuff tonight"
jack: "neither did your mother last night!"
everybody else around:"DUSTPAAAAAN"
jack: "neither did your mother last night!"
everybody else around:"DUSTPAAAAAN"
by chris January 13, 2005
by Chris February 28, 2005
Soft electronica with breezy lyrics about relationships. It's often enjoyed by yuppies and guppies on lazy Sunday afternoons. Best exemplified by artists like Dido, Everything but the Girl and Portishead.
by chris January 18, 2004
by CHRIS October 11, 2003
adj. n. A person, ussually a female that her freind brings along on a first date in order to prevent you from having intercourse with her.
If that her FREIND wasnt such a cockblock i would have banged that girl!
I hate that girl's bestfreind, she's such a cockblocker.
I hate that girl's bestfreind, she's such a cockblocker.
by chris September 04, 2003
A gay song sung by the crappy rapper 50 Cent that for some reason everyone just loves. This song is for faggots with no taste and just listen to what's popular. It's just a song about gay fat black men sucking eachother.
Fronter: Yo Candy Shop is the best song..."Take you to the Candy Shop..."
Person with taste:.......no
Person with taste:.......no
by Chris April 07, 2005
Ghost faced serial killer and star of the Scream films. Specialises in falling over furniture, using his hands-free kit and playing music at unsociable volumes.
by Chris March 26, 2003