chris's definitions

Hilary Duff

despite the skeptics, she is an immeasurably talented young singer and actor, who is pretty, and as opposed to those angry raging bitches out there, is better than all of you, so SHUT UP. Shes very nice.

that Hilary Duff is the best!

by Chris April 14, 2005

hacksor

Someone who is cheating during an online video game.

"Admin, will you please kick that hacksor it is obvious he is using an aim-bot."

by Chris February 15, 2004

mazzy

The most amazing person that you will eva meet she funni she mad but shes my wife 2 be and i neva be alone with out her shes my star shes my everything. also very sexy and Grrrrrreat in bed

O Mazzzy!!
Mazzy!!!
mazzypooss

by Chris March 12, 2005

sex-stoned

The psychological and physiological state resulting from a long lovemaking session, often seen in women after multiple orgasms or a strenuous sexual workout.

The physical signs: drooping eyelids, slurred speech, silly grin, sexual flush around the neck and upper chest region, sweaty skin, exhaustion, beet-red thighs and buttocks, overworked sexual organs.

The phrase is derived from the common slang "stoned" for being under the influence of marijuana.

I am so sex-stoned, I'm gonna sleep like a baby!

or

Look at the sex-stone on you! You were insatiable! Wanna do it again?

or

I've got the munchies, I'm so sex-stoned!

by chris July 16, 2008

polygamy

To have more than one instance of MSN Messenger running simultaneously.

I downloaded MSN Polygamy so I could sign in with 2 different accounts at the same time

by Chris February 22, 2005

fudgepacking

Anal sex

Look, he's fudgepacking that guy!

by Chris December 15, 2002

Texas

1.)The southernest of southern states. Where our nation's most clueless president was raised. They act like they are tough but the north kicked their sister-fucking asses in the civil war. They still claim that the confedaracy is still alive, and thier right. They are now members of the KKK and the GOP. Of course you can't be in one without the other. Also after they stole land from Mexico, they get mad at them for trying to make a decent living in the greatest country in the world by stopping imigration

2.)Formerly known as the Lone Star state because nobody wanted them to be part of thier country.

3.)Where Brian Zahn, the gayest white boy on the earth was born

4.)They do make some pretty hot chicks though

Texan: Don't mess with Texas.
Northerner: I belive we already have.

by Chris January 7, 2006