cardinal_fan's definitions

junko

a person it doesn't matter if they are rich or poor that just isn't clean about things that wear dirty or wrinkled clothes, throws trash on the ground, their house is a mess, and never combs their hair.

Wilbur tossed his twinkie wrapper on the floor, what a junko.

by cardinal_fan November 4, 2004

Thea Andrews

A sexy Canadian woman who is a tv hostess.

Thea Andrews is very bangable.

by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004

Grace Park

LPGA golfer.

HEIGHT: 5'6"
BIRTH DATE: 3/6/1979
BIRTH PLACE: Seoul, Korea

Grace Park got a par on the 12th hole.

by cardinal_fan October 13, 2004

cold pizza

1. leftover pizza that has been in the refridgerator that is eaten for breakfast.

2. a mediocre morning show on ESPN2 with hosts who know nothing about the sports they cover.

1. I had some cold pizza this morning for breakfast.

2. The only reason I watch Cold Pizza is Thea Andrews, I would tap that.

by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004

caulk

1. to stop up and make tight against leakage (as a boat or its seams, the cracks in a window frame, or the joints of a pipe)

2. when a guy shoots his load and it runs down between a females breasts or ass crack.

Johnny had to caulk his windows for the winter.

James caulked his horny neigbor Amy's rack and ass.

by cardinal_fan October 19, 2004

Jeanne Zelasko

Host of Fox baseball, another sportsbabe

Jeanne Zelasko is sexy.

by cardinal_fan October 25, 2004

conn smythe

The Conn Smythe Trophy is an annual award given to the most valuable player for his team in the playoffs. The winner is selected by the Professional Hockey Writers' Association at the conclusion of the final game in the Stanley Cup finals.

The Smythe Trophy was presented by Maple Leaf Gardens Limited in 1964 to honor Conn Smythe, the former coach, manager, president and owner-governor of the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Brad Richards won the Conn Smythe in 2004.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004