Definitions by cardinal_fan

bedlam 

1. the name of the rivalry between Oklahoma State University and the University of Oklahoma.

2. a place, scene, or state of uproar and confusion, crazy.

1. I got my tickets for the "Bedlam" football game.

2. The mall is absolute bedlam during the holidays.

bedlam by cardinal_fan October 25, 2004

Howie Long 

Howie Long was a dominating defensive force in the NFL for 13 seasons (1981-93). He finished his career with eight Pro Bowl appearances and 84 sacks.

Long is also a Hall of Famer was a member of the Raiders' Super Bowl XVIII championship team and voted to the NFL's All-Decade Team of the '80s.

Howie Long is a NFL legend.

Howie Long by cardinal_fan October 22, 2004

jizz shot 

another word for cumshot.

Amanda had a gangbang and took many jizz shots on her DD tits, face, and neck.

jizz shot by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

walmart ass 

When you can't make it to the mall where the hot chicks hang out, you are relegated to Wal Mart. Where you check out the lower grade, but sometimes fine pieces of ass that are shopping there.

Everytime I go to Wal Mart I always see some good walmart ass.

walmart ass by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

machine fuck 

When a chick has sex with a machine instead of a human.

Also see.
sybian, fuck machine, sex-machine

When Brooke gets horny she machine fucks her sybian.

machine fuck by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

stanley cup

The holy grail in hockey, the champion of the NHL gets it and their names on it also, the best trophy in sports.

It was a great day when Ray Bourque hoisted the Stanley Cup.

stanley cup by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

conn smythe 

The Conn Smythe Trophy is an annual award given to the most valuable player for his team in the playoffs. The winner is selected by the Professional Hockey Writers' Association at the conclusion of the final game in the Stanley Cup finals.

The Smythe Trophy was presented by Maple Leaf Gardens Limited in 1964 to honor Conn Smythe, the former coach, manager, president and owner-governor of the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Brad Richards won the Conn Smythe in 2004.

conn smythe by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004