cardinal_fan's definitions

cumdart

another way to say cumshot.

I shot a cumdart on each of Amy's tits.

by cardinal_fan October 14, 2004

deathstick

a golf club, specifically a driver.

Pete knocked the golf ball 350 with his new deathstick.

by cardinal_fan October 13, 2004

machine fuck

When a chick has sex with a machine instead of a human.

Also see.
sybian, fuck machine, sex-machine

When Brooke gets horny she machine fucks her sybian.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

roached

1. When something has been torn or messed up by a person or group of people.

2. When a infestation of roaches take over.

1. Chris roached up his girlfriend's apartment after he stayed there for a week and a half.

2. Leslie's house got roached and he had to call in the exterminators.

by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004