cardinal_fan's definitions

bagging your own groceries

When you shoot the basketball and rebound your own missed shot and score it after one or multiple rebounds.

Willis needs to either learn how to shoot or learn how to bag his own groceries.

by cardinal_fan October 25, 2004

sportscenter

A daily sports show that focuses on highlights of games and comments from experts. It has slowly gone down hill with anchors trying to live up to previous hosts with their bad and not funny catch phrases. Also see Stuart Scott

I only watch Sportscenter a few times a week due to the terrible anchors.

by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004

Howie Long

Howie Long was a dominating defensive force in the NFL for 13 seasons (1981-93). He finished his career with eight Pro Bowl appearances and 84 sacks.

Long is also a Hall of Famer was a member of the Raiders' Super Bowl XVIII championship team and voted to the NFL's All-Decade Team of the '80s.

Howie Long is a NFL legend.

by cardinal_fan October 22, 2004

Kentucky Fried Chicken

1. The old title of what now is refered to as KFC.

2. What KFC stands for.

Colonel Sanders would be ashamed if he were still alive to see what Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) has become.

by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004

roached

1. When something has been torn or messed up by a person or group of people.

2. When a infestation of roaches take over.

1. Chris roached up his girlfriend's apartment after he stayed there for a week and a half.

2. Leslie's house got roached and he had to call in the exterminators.

by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004

machine fuck

When a chick has sex with a machine instead of a human.

Also see.
sybian, fuck machine, sex-machine

When Brooke gets horny she machine fucks her sybian.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

deathstick

a golf club, specifically a driver.

Pete knocked the golf ball 350 with his new deathstick.

by cardinal_fan October 13, 2004