Definitions by cardinal_fan

toof

When a living being has only one tooth in their mouth. When they mean to say tooth they actually say toof.

Cletus brushes his toof since he has one left.

toof by cardinal_fan October 20, 2004

Tracey Gold 

actress born May 16, 1969 in New York City. She is best know for playing Carol Seaver on the show "Growing Pains" and getting DUIs.

Tracey Gold won mom of the year.

Tracey Gold by cardinal_fan October 19, 2004

caulk 

1. to stop up and make tight against leakage (as a boat or its seams, the cracks in a window frame, or the joints of a pipe)

2. when a guy shoots his load and it runs down between a females breasts or ass crack.

Johnny had to caulk his windows for the winter.

James caulked his horny neigbor Amy's rack and ass.

caulk by cardinal_fan October 19, 2004

cumdart 

another way to say cumshot.

I shot a cumdart on each of Amy's tits.

cumdart by cardinal_fan October 14, 2004

chicklets 

1. square shaped bubble gum.

2. teeth

Rusty went to the market and got some chickets.

Roscoe just got his chickets blasted out in once punch.

chicklets by cardinal_fan October 14, 2004

Grace Park 

LPGA golfer.

HEIGHT: 5'6"
BIRTH DATE: 3/6/1979
BIRTH PLACE: Seoul, Korea

Grace Park got a par on the 12th hole.

Grace Park by cardinal_fan October 13, 2004

bugeater

1. a Nebraskan

2. nickname from the 1890's for the University of Nebraska before it was changed to Cornhuskers.

My neighbor Michelle is a bugeater, she moved from Omaha.

bugeater by cardinal_fan October 13, 2004