cardinal_fan's definitions

jizz shot

another word for cumshot.

Amanda had a gangbang and took many jizz shots on her DD tits, face, and neck.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

cumdart

another way to say cumshot.

I shot a cumdart on each of Amy's tits.

by cardinal_fan October 14, 2004

walmart ass

When you can't make it to the mall where the hot chicks hang out, you are relegated to Wal Mart. Where you check out the lower grade, but sometimes fine pieces of ass that are shopping there.

Everytime I go to Wal Mart I always see some good walmart ass.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

nut buster

1. when something bad happens to you and the pain that follows is worse than getting kicked in the nuts.

2. when something is hilarious and you can't stop laughing.

3. a hot chick you would love to get with.

4. when you joke or give somebody a hard time.

1. Willis just lost his tickets to the Super Bowl what a nut buster.

2. George Lopez's comedy is a real nut buster.

3. Amanda the chick with the double D melons is a real nut buster.

4. Jim was giving Donny a hard time about his car, Jim was being a typical nut buster.

by cardinal_fan October 27, 2004

Kentucky Fried Chicken

1. The old title of what now is refered to as KFC.

2. What KFC stands for.

Colonel Sanders would be ashamed if he were still alive to see what Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) has become.

by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004

Howie Long

Howie Long was a dominating defensive force in the NFL for 13 seasons (1981-93). He finished his career with eight Pro Bowl appearances and 84 sacks.

Long is also a Hall of Famer was a member of the Raiders' Super Bowl XVIII championship team and voted to the NFL's All-Decade Team of the '80s.

Howie Long is a NFL legend.

by cardinal_fan October 22, 2004

sierra mist

A shockingly refreshing, carbonated, caffeine free soft drink. It is all around better than 7up, Sprite, and Mountain Dew.

Sierra Mist is by far one of the best beverages ever created.

by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004