cHris's definitions

shmool

Lovable Loser

Things just dont work for him for no other reason than he just sucks.

Well Shmool, it works for me... It doesn't work for you because you suck

by Chris April 24, 2005

fannybaws

derogatory glasgow word meaning stupid bastard, most commonly used at the end of a sentence

"shut yer hole fannybaws"

by chris January 7, 2005

frying

To trip hard, usually on LSD (acid)

I had to eat the acid when the cop pulled me over! I was frying so hard in the police station the walls were melting!

by Chris May 28, 2003

dir en grey

Overrated J-metal band that dress like women. Way too overdone. One of the better known in America for some odd reason. As bad as Nu-metal.

'OMG! Dir en grey is like the best Japanese metal band, they are so hardcore.

by Chris March 15, 2005

1337 R4nK1n65

these are the rankings of how 1337 a person is and how wel they can speak/interpret 1337

Martin: how much of a haxxor or fuxxor are you? Im a 1337 Haxxor G33k
Chris: wow, your 1337 R4nK1n65 is 10

by chris June 19, 2006

american bulldog

A strong robust dog much taller then the english or french bulldog. Breed in america by Dr. Johnson and Dr. Scott. These two mean had different views of the perfect american bulldog so the created two kinds. The Johnson which has a huge chest and is usaully a bit heavier, and the scott bulldog which is has more lean muscle rather then big bulky muscle. Both American bulldogs are great working dogs and are used to hunt wild hogs.

American Bulldogs are great dogs.

The dog in little rascals and homeward bound is an american bulldog

by chris May 27, 2005

Gonk

Any high tech device that should make your life easier, but, in effect, has the opposite effect

I would show you an .avi movie in this power point presentation, but I can't get the gonk to work.

by Chris May 5, 2005