c.harris's definitions

floppin donkey

When you bust out your nuts whether somebody wants to see them or not.

I was stretching for soccer practice and the cheerleading team cruised by - so I started floppin donkey to get their attention.

by c.harris May 16, 2017

AstroJob

When you do a handstand and a girl gives you a blowjob standing up.

Damn bro, Grace gave me the best AstroJob last night. The headrush when I busted a nut was unreal.

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by c.harris October 10, 2015

Ghandi

A middle eastern immigrant in America who usually works at a cell phone store, is very skinny and usually has not showered for a week; often wears a turbin with a plain white t-shirts and thick glasses. A Ghandi eats curry for every meal of the day and plays tennis in short shorts with their nine children. If startled or approached with too much aggression the Ghandi will emit a smoke bomb from their anal cavity to escape danger. They have been known to ruin the curve for students involved in engineering and mathematics because their brain is made out of metal.

Damn-that Ghandi at the Metro PCS store smelled terrible!

When I went to smack that Ghandi for getting 100% on the test he dropped his anal smoke bomb and disappeared.

by c.harris May 10, 2011

buster keaton

Originating from East Oakland during the 90s - Describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect.

Kick rocks Buster Keaton.

Hey why did you bring Buster Keaton to the party? This dude aint real.

by c.harris April 18, 2018

Buster Keaton

Joseph Frank "Buster" Keaton was an American actor and comedian during the 1920s.

During the 1980s in Oakland, CA his stage name became local slang describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect. A fake actor that cant even go by his real name.

I think its time for you to keep movin' Buster Keaton - we know youre selling woof tickets.

Buster Keaton sells fake rolexes and shwag on the corner of E14

by c.harris February 13, 2018

Lamposting

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s. Meaning you are chilling very steadily; most likely at your house - or anywhere where you are solo. Posted up like a lamp.

Austin: Hey cuddy, what are you up to?
Cam: Nothin at all - just lampostin gat the spot .

Cam: Im finna be lamposting all day and watch the Sopranos.
Dylan: Thats dope bruh - hit me up tomorrow.

by c.harris April 18, 2018

Buster Brown

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s -Describing people that hang around when they're not wanted. aka. Lingerers

Time to bounce Buster Brown.

After he copped a zip, Buster Brown just wouldnt leave.

Buster Brown, You're drunk. Time to go home.

by c.harris April 18, 2018