Crepecrap
When you excrete an extremely large load. You look down at the toilet bowl and marvel that what you've left behind is such a large amount of crap that it's as large as a crepe.
Bob sat down at the toilet to do his daily business but this was no ordinary day. He stayed longer than usual and when he looked back at what he had left behind, he called out to his best friend. "Hey Charley you gotta check out my Crepecrap."
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