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Crepecrap 

When you excrete an extremely large load. You look down at the toilet bowl and marvel that what you've left behind is such a large amount of crap that it's as large as a crepe.
Bob sat down at the toilet to do his daily business but this was no ordinary day. He stayed longer than usual and when he looked back at what he had left behind, he called out to his best friend. "Hey Charley you gotta check out my Crepecrap."
Crepecrap by bransey99 February 26, 2009
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Cresscrap 

A really heightened sense of annoyance, dirtiness, and craziness
Waiting in heavy traffic fills me with cresscrap.
Cresscrap by David Cresswell October 10, 2019
Noun

1. An event that is unpleasant , unenjoyable, or just downright sucks.
Work is horrible today, what a bunch of cripcrap!
cripcrap by creativekoder December 5, 2012

creeperaphobia 

you are scared of creepers coming up behind you and blowing you up and losing all your stuff in minecraft.
i hate creepers, i have creeperaphobia
creeperaphobia by 21puppys... April 20, 2021

Creecraw 

Crazy. The Appalachian variant of cray cray.
That boy is creecraw in the heehaw.
Creecraw by Matt Hopson November 5, 2012
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