brandon's definitions

wooded z

One half of the famous rap duo G-Note and Wooded Z.
Their album "Blinguistics" has been rapidly thriving in circulation around the internet and the buzz around the album hasn't been seen since Kanye West's "College Dropout".

Lyric Quotation from G-Note & Wooded Z's "Nasty Hoes" -

Wooded Z:
I'm sick of these booty calls, if duty calls, then why do i gotta put my dick in your mouth to be truly yours? it's bullshit!
Why can't a nigger just wanna talk with these women, without
the bitch assumin' that she'll soon be drinkin' my semen?

by brandon February 26, 2005

yagay

adjative to discribe someone who likes members of their own gender in an unnatural way.

Hey Chad...YAGAY!!

by brandon February 29, 2004

Apagranox

Apagranox: The idea that someday the world will be engulfed in water, and cities will float in the air, a few hundred feet from the water. Commonly believed among the Zollitarians

"The Apagranox is going to come!!!"

by Brandon April 20, 2004

Suhdik

The shortened version of a common dis. This term shortens the phrase "Suck a Dick". Using this shortened term allows your dis to stand out and one can change the vernacular to make the sound of this phrase unique.

Bob: Your girl is busted
Frank: Suhdik

by Brandon February 26, 2004

hoight

A catch-all, placeholder phrase. Usually shows up under duress. Most commonly used when the speaker has no idea what the hell is going on or what he's going to do. Similar to a combination in connotation of the military FUBAR and hoo-ah.
The word hoit may have originally started as an alternate spelling.

"Aww, hoight, I have no idea--wait, here we go, I got it."

by Brandon January 26, 2004

WHAT UP DEH!

drunkn exclamation one may shout to friends.

brandon raised his beer and shouted "WHAT UP DEH", and all his drunkn friends replied the same.

by brandon November 19, 2003

critter

A miniature, usually woodland animal, that enjoys burrowing to avoid being smushed by large objects.

Look at the critter trapped underneath that bridge.

by Brandon September 19, 2003