brandon's definitions

the brandon

A sexual move involving 100 female orgasms in a row

He gave her the brandon, and she cried out for hours

by Brandon July 23, 2004

BS-able

adj. having the ability to be bullshitted. making answers up due to lack of knowledge.

That essay test is BS-able.

by Brandon March 4, 2005

fur diaper

(n) an extremely hairy crotch.

sue - the dude had a total fur diaper, it felt like I was sexin a bath mat.

by brandon September 3, 2003

Negator

A person who has a negative view on everything and/or just wants to get people in trouble.

That security guard was a raw dildo-whapping negator.

by Brandon February 18, 2005

Trans Am

Best. Muscle Car. Ever.

Ricer: *FARRRT* TYPE SH HONDA PRELUDE
Me: Um... '93 TA... 5.7L v8 6speed?
Ricer: SO WHAT, I HAVE A 20ft WING ON MY CAR, and a COFFEE CAN!!!
*Light turns green*
Me: *gone*
Ricer: omfg my cold air intake didnt bring me over 110 HP!!!!

by Brandon October 13, 2004

Cracker

A person with at least three generations of Floridian ancestry from one or both sides of the family. It originated from the few groups of people that lived in Florida before proper settlements began, when men would herd cows through the miles and miles of palmetto bushes, cracking their whips to keep the herd moving in the right direction.

"Those crackers are crazy; heardin' cows through miles of palmettos?"

by Brandon December 10, 2004

REMOF

REtarded MOther F*cker

Wow, that guy is a REMOF.

by Brandon March 12, 2004