Bumjum 

hobo "man juice" that hobos keep in a jar for their whole life on the streets. Hobos use it as a pick me up
after a long night in the garbage can.

"that hobo has a really big can of bumjum in his knapsack.

Bumjum by Brandon February 15, 2004

Bumjum 

Bumjum (noun): /ˈbʌm·dʒʌm/

A bumjum is a rare and rowdy breed of gnome, famed for their extremely pointy hats, which are sharp enough to double as emergency kebab skewers. Bumjums are notorious for their chaotic lifestyles, often culminating in their inexplicable appearance in nightclub bathrooms, where they can be found drunkenly attempting to barter bottle caps for drinks or aggressively debating the proper way to pronounce “gnocchi.”

Though small in stature, bumjums possess an unmatched ability to disrupt any social gathering by spontaneously starting a conga line or challenging larger creatures to arm-wrestling contests. Their hats, which they insist are “fashionable weapons,” have led to many an unfortunate incident involving popped balloons or accidental curtain impalements.

Despite their wild antics, bumjums are surprisingly endearing. They can often be heard serenading a urinal with sea shanties or hosting impromptu therapy sessions in bathroom stalls, offering sage advice like, “Life is just one big garden, mate—sometimes you’re the gnome, sometimes you’re the flamingo.”

“I went to use the club bathroom, and there was a bumjum in there offering unsolicited advice on my love life—it was oddly insightful.”

Bumjum by Snaggleflorp Wigglehat November 28, 2024

Bumpumentary 

Are a series of photos and or videos documenting your new arrival. Photos and or videos of your baby bump.

Jessamine’s baby album has a few ultrasound photos and several bumpumentary photos of her two moonbeams.

Bumpumentary by Starving Artist246 October 20, 2021

bumdumpling 

a piece of shit

Stephanie visited me ome last night and filled me crapper with 11 softball sized bumdumplings....the lass may want to have er shat hole checked prior to reimbursing the town for the sewer damage

bumdumpling by cornfritter January 3, 2011

Missy Bumbum

Hot girl with big a bum!

Damn she is missy bumbum look at her big bumbum!

Missy Bumbum by Natedawg248 December 29, 2019

bumfum 

A bumfum is when you youre a bum and youre also a fum, very cool

smh celine is such a bumfum.

bumfum by emiweewaiojdsd January 9, 2019

Bumjugger 

A popular Mormon term (circa 1984) to describe the act of male homosexuality.

All Men that engage in homosexual acts will be condemned by the Mormon Church and forever be deemed a Bumjugger.

Bumjugger by Stalin OG June 21, 2005