Rantamble

To drink until you start hearing voices and seeing things.

Dave's poo smells like roses, Gillian rantambled.

by bogosuperelf July 24, 2020

sss

Selfish Swine Syndrome

Dave: I went down on all the other girls in your school because I wanted to have sex but to save my virginity for you.
Gillian: sss

by bogosuperelf July 23, 2020

69

The number of chromosomes Dave has.

Gillian: How many chromosomes do homosapiens have?
Dave: Wha? I have 69. No homo.

by bogosuperelf July 23, 2020

Barfed In My Hat

When Dave shook his ass like a donkey with Parkinson's and said

I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat

I thought Pikey had cheated on me because he had one girlfriend before me
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.

by bogosuperelf December 16, 2020

Metal

Music made by constipated goats

I was tired of listening to metal made by constipated goats. I needed a coarser wool so I picked up and R&B CD.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

Football Flynn

When an obese 15 year old smokes some crack and starts believing that they're both gangster and anorexic. Usually results in a Barbie bonfire.

Football Flynn: Ur toes are fat.

by bogosuperelf November 21, 2020

Jazz and Blues

Music made by constipated pigs.

I wanted to listen to some music made by constipated pigs so I bought a Jazz and Blues record.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020