such as it is

A sarcastic way of letting someone know that their pipe dream or failure to appreciate the reality of the situation is not an actual step toward this goal
Sheila can often be seen prostituting, doing rails, and chasing the dragon. Her ideal match on tinder would be a tall muscular rich man who would marry her and go down on her every chance he gets. Such as it is my other car is a Lamborghini.
by bogosuperelf January 14, 2021
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69

The number of chromosomes Dave has.
Gillian: How many chromosomes do homosapiens have?
Dave: Wha? I have 69. No homo.
by bogosuperelf July 23, 2020
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Football Flynn

When an obese 15 year old smokes some crack and starts believing that they're both gangster and anorexic. Usually results in a Barbie bonfire.
Football Flynn: Ur toes are fat.
by bogosuperelf November 21, 2020
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Barfed In My Hat

When Dave shook his ass like a donkey with Parkinson's and said

I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat
I thought Pikey had cheated on me because he had one girlfriend before me
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.
by bogosuperelf December 16, 2020
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Metal

I was tired of listening to metal made by constipated goats. I needed a coarser wool so I picked up and R&B CD.
by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020
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sss

Dave: I went down on all the other girls in your school because I wanted to have sex but to save my virginity for you.
Gillian: sss
by bogosuperelf July 23, 2020
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Jazz and Blues

I wanted to listen to some music made by constipated pigs so I bought a Jazz and Blues record.
by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020
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