Definitions by bogosuperelf

Ghostwriter 

A model's wet dream

Ghostwriter: I think Jisushi has a boner for me.

Ghostwriter by bogosuperelf July 25, 2020

Tiktok-Elligence 

When someone fluently speaks references to Tik-Tok or youtubers in attempts to prove that they in fact have no life other than watching their neighbors home videos.

A metaphor citing from Tik-tok or youtubers is how urban dictionary has become predominantly full of people boasting Tiktok-Elligence.

Tiktok-Elligence by bogosuperelf July 24, 2020

Bella 

A 16 year old girl with the personality of a 48 year old Karen.

Bella just posted 18 dry ass definitions on the urban dictionary carrying on about her rabid political views and corporate advertising as if the urban dictionary were an encyclopedia of syntax.

Bella by bogosuperelf July 24, 2020

Cindy Lawson 

A nag

Cindy Lawson: Brush your teeth. Read Machiavelli. Vegetables. Get off the couch. Call me. You're wasting time. No magic cards. Look at this. What's your point. He's no good. You're in trouble. Don't take that tone here. Use your words. I'm telling your father. Hurry up. Stand up. Sit down... (and on and on)
Me: *runs away*

Cindy Lawson by bogosuperelf July 24, 2020

Rantamble 

To drink until you start hearing voices and seeing things.

Dave's poo smells like roses, Gillian rantambled.

Rantamble by bogosuperelf July 24, 2020

escape goat

a goat upon which you escape from a near death experience

the moon crashed to earth at the very spot that Dave was standing thankfully there was an escape goat near by.

escape goat by bogosuperelf July 24, 2020

eyetalian 

An Italian with blue eyes.

George Bush prefers eyetalians because he is a racist.

eyetalian by bogosuperelf July 23, 2020