R&B

Music made by constipated sheep.

I was tired of listening to R&B by constipated sheep so I went to the Metal store and got some constipated goat music the wool was somehow softer.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

Pakees

The highly gifted circus performers and carnival folk at sea world balancing golden balls on their noses and jumping through flaming hoops.

I took my kids to sea world to see the pakees and she said she wanted to be a pakee when she grew up.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

Jazz and Blues

Music made by constipated pigs.

I wanted to listen to some music made by constipated pigs so I bought a Jazz and Blues record.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

Yellow

In Psychological terms the color of repressed anger.

My therapist told me that my mom's yellow kitchen was because my dad used to beat her every time he was drunk.

by bogosuperelf October 28, 2020

escape goat

a goat upon which you escape from a near death experience

the moon crashed to earth at the very spot that Dave was standing thankfully there was an escape goat near by.

by bogosuperelf July 25, 2020

Rantamble

To drink until you start hearing voices and seeing things.

Dave's poo smells like roses, Gillian rantambled.

by bogosuperelf July 25, 2020

Rock and Pop

Music made by constipated cats

I was tired of music by other animals so I got a rock and pop cd made by constipated cats.

by bogosuperelf November 21, 2020