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clitter clatter

Noun

1. A term used to describe a woman with multiple genital piercings. One is a

cunt ring, but 3 or 4 is clitter clatter.

2. A clitoris that is cluttered by excessive ornamentation.
"The jingle jangle of sweet clitter clatter."
by billebllunt May 8, 2014
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Backjacking

Verb

1. The act of rubbing ones self to ejaculation within the rolls of their partners back fat. Similar to a reverse titty fuck.
"I brought some fat broad home from the bar last night. I couldn't find her vagina, so we started backjacking instead."
by billebllunt December 8, 2013
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vagermination

Noun

1. When a woman masturbates using a ground vegetable and said vegetable remains inserted for such a long period of time that it begins to take root, but seldom reaches full maturity.
"Like a dildo with multiple, small protuberances, vagermination usually produces added arousal for the veggie fucker and gives a whole new meaning to the word taproot."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Gerbilsquirts

Noun

1. The perverse sexual display when a woman inserts a gerbil into her vagina and it stimulates her to the point of climax, at which time she begins to squirt and expels the gerbil from her vagina and sends it on a type of waterslide or log floom ride.
"Grab your poncho, video camera and catchers mitt, Jenny's got the gerbilsquirts tonight!"
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Vagittoon

Noun

1. When a woman has intense vaginal seepage, so much so, that she has to keep a spittoon near her at all times.

2. A vessel for vaginal secretions.
"Hey hon, it's your turn to empty the vagittoon."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Spontanus

Noun

1. A portmanteau of the words "spontaneous" and "anus", it's a term used to describe shitting your pants suddenly and without warning.
"Please stand back, I just ate a hot mayonnaise sandwich and it might get spontanus up in here."
by billebllunt February 12, 2014
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Cream Chipped Queef

Noun

1. When a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.
"I thought it might not be such a good idea to have sex with her after she did that cream chipped queef, but I was horny and in a breakfast kind of mood anyway."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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