Noun
1. A permiscuous female that will let you tap it anytime you want for only ten cents. She doesn't need the money and is not a professional hooker. Deep down, she's just a ho. The dime is a trivial denomination that for some reason, she insists on receiving for services rendered.
See Lucy Van Pelt: "Where are they now?"
1. A permiscuous female that will let you tap it anytime you want for only ten cents. She doesn't need the money and is not a professional hooker. Deep down, she's just a ho. The dime is a trivial denomination that for some reason, she insists on receiving for services rendered.
See Lucy Van Pelt: "Where are they now?"
by billebllunt December 12, 2013
Noun
1. A type of abortion, usually practiced in the southern united states by people of white trash decent, in which the expecting mother drinks excessive amounts of peach schnapps in order to terminate the pregnancy due to fear of bearing a mongloidal offspring and/or public ridicule.
1. A type of abortion, usually practiced in the southern united states by people of white trash decent, in which the expecting mother drinks excessive amounts of peach schnapps in order to terminate the pregnancy due to fear of bearing a mongloidal offspring and/or public ridicule.
"I've had sex with way too many of my relatives and I can't tell my mom, so I'm gonna have to drink myself a georgiabortion."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
Noun
1. A term used to describe an extremely rare sexual act involving a 3 man bukakke and a squirting female. With 3 men masturbating while standing in a circular formation, the woman with the ability to squirt must masturbates on the floor in the middle. If all three men cum before the woman, it finishes as a normal, everyday bukakke. BUT, and this is where the Three Coins in the Fountain kicks into play, if the woman finishes first and squirts high into the air, the men then must pitch pennies and throw any loose pocket change into her vagina. The man who places the highest face value of coinage wins and the whore gets to keep all the coins for buss fare.
1. A term used to describe an extremely rare sexual act involving a 3 man bukakke and a squirting female. With 3 men masturbating while standing in a circular formation, the woman with the ability to squirt must masturbates on the floor in the middle. If all three men cum before the woman, it finishes as a normal, everyday bukakke. BUT, and this is where the Three Coins in the Fountain kicks into play, if the woman finishes first and squirts high into the air, the men then must pitch pennies and throw any loose pocket change into her vagina. The man who places the highest face value of coinage wins and the whore gets to keep all the coins for buss fare.
"I'm gonna get change for a dollar just in case it's three coins in the fountain night down at the strip club."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
Noun
1. When a room is so filthy dirty that it looks like an overused and under cleaned outhouse.
2. A terrible predicament. Similar to one being up shit's creek without a paddle.
1. When a room is so filthy dirty that it looks like an overused and under cleaned outhouse.
2. A terrible predicament. Similar to one being up shit's creek without a paddle.
1. "When I left this morning, this place was spotless. When I get back, it's a shit house mess!"
2. "This is another fine shit house mess you've gotten me into, Bill."
2. "This is another fine shit house mess you've gotten me into, Bill."
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
Noun
1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern
across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.
1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern
across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.
Q: "Did you check out that blind chick at the glory hole?"
A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."
A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."
by billebllunt May 15, 2014
by billebllunt February 24, 2015
1. The act of walking alone down a deserted coastline with the intentions of finding a sea creature washed ashore, locating the first oriface you can find on that creature and then fucking said oriface. This is often times a result of being shipwrecked or stranded and constantly seeking out new methods of masturbation.
2. When a womans oriface has the distinct smell of the seashore.
3. A portmanteau of the words "Seashore" + "Oriface"
2. When a womans oriface has the distinct smell of the seashore.
3. A portmanteau of the words "Seashore" + "Oriface"
"Whales are too big, starfish are too small, but the blowhole on a dolphin is the perfect size if you're out for a seashoriface."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013