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herniacules

Noun

1. Someone who thinks they're really strong, but they're not.
A person who considers themselves a "Hercules" when lifting heavy objects, but gets a hernia every time they attempt to do so, can often be referred to as a herniacules.
by billebllunt December 15, 2013
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Dimetap Ho

Noun

1. A permiscuous female that will let you tap it anytime you want for only ten cents. She doesn't need the money and is not a professional hooker. Deep down, she's just a ho. The dime is a trivial denomination that for some reason, she insists on receiving for services rendered.

See Lucy Van Pelt: "Where are they now?"
"When you're down to your last dollar, you can still go see the Dimetap Ho ten more times!"
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Slobbin' the Hobbit

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of a female felating the perfectly formed miniature sized penis of an adult male.
"After all the giggling, ridiculing and taunts of "are you in?" he got from his normal sexual partners, Timothy and his tiny penis was perfectly happy paying hookers for slobbin' the hobbit."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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vagermination

Noun

1. When a woman masturbates using a ground vegetable and said vegetable remains inserted for such a long period of time that it begins to take root, but seldom reaches full maturity.
"Like a dildo with multiple, small protuberances, vagermination usually produces added arousal for the veggie fucker and gives a whole new meaning to the word taproot."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Backjacking

Verb

1. The act of rubbing ones self to ejaculation within the rolls of their partners back fat. Similar to a reverse titty fuck.
"I brought some fat broad home from the bar last night. I couldn't find her vagina, so we started backjacking instead."
by billebllunt December 8, 2013
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Spontanus

Noun

1. A portmanteau of the words "spontaneous" and "anus", it's a term used to describe shitting your pants suddenly and without warning.
"Please stand back, I just ate a hot mayonnaise sandwich and it might get spontanus up in here."
by billebllunt February 12, 2014
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reenblackment

Noun

1. A term used to describe a role which is traditionally played by a caucasian or white person, but has been recast and performed by an african or black actor, such as Samuel L. Jackson playing the part of Sgt. Nick Fury.
"Another blasphemous reenblackment in the Marvel movie universe is Michael Clarke Duncan as the Kingpin."
by billebllunt May 13, 2014
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