Noun
1. Derived from the classic Nintendo Entertainment System, it's a degrading act that every young gamer had to perform in the 80s out of desperation by means of blowing into the slit of a game cartridge and reinserting it to achieve stimulus and gratification. Usually done while on the knees, excessive blowjobs may result in feelings of being lightheaded or dizziness.
To perform an NES Blowjob simply:
Remove the cartridge
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Sweet talk it a little
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Blow into the console
Beg
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Maybe smack it a little
1. Derived from the classic Nintendo Entertainment System, it's a degrading act that every young gamer had to perform in the 80s out of desperation by means of blowing into the slit of a game cartridge and reinserting it to achieve stimulus and gratification. Usually done while on the knees, excessive blowjobs may result in feelings of being lightheaded or dizziness.
To perform an NES Blowjob simply:
Remove the cartridge
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Sweet talk it a little
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Blow into the console
Beg
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Maybe smack it a little
The release of the first Sony Playstation "PSX" or PS One represents the end of the NES blowjob era.
by billebllunt May 15, 2014
Verb - macgyverwip(ed) macgyverwip(ing)
1. When one is shocked by the sudden realization, midway through defecation, that there is no toilet paper and must rely on his or her own wit and cunning to find an alternate wiping material within arms reach.
1. When one is shocked by the sudden realization, midway through defecation, that there is no toilet paper and must rely on his or her own wit and cunning to find an alternate wiping material within arms reach.
"Many survivalists rely on macgyverwipe tactics when pooping in the wild by making due with a handful of leaves."
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
Noun
1. Having sex with a woman whose vagina looks, smells and makes noises like Chewbacca.
2. Two or more wookiees mating in their natural habitat on their home planet of Kashyyyk.
1. Having sex with a woman whose vagina looks, smells and makes noises like Chewbacca.
2. Two or more wookiees mating in their natural habitat on their home planet of Kashyyyk.
"I told her to get a bikini wax because I wasn't into wookie nookie."
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
Noun
1. A term to describe the physical condition in which a male of any species has one testicle at least 2.5 times the size of the other. The bigger of the 2 is called the "Gorilla Nut." The smaller of the 2 has not yet been defined and pales in comparison. This Gorilla Nut hangs much further down than the other and sometimes can even hang lower than the penis. There is no such thing as Gorilla Nut(s) because it only occurs in a lopsided or disproportionate nutsack.
1. A term to describe the physical condition in which a male of any species has one testicle at least 2.5 times the size of the other. The bigger of the 2 is called the "Gorilla Nut." The smaller of the 2 has not yet been defined and pales in comparison. This Gorilla Nut hangs much further down than the other and sometimes can even hang lower than the penis. There is no such thing as Gorilla Nut(s) because it only occurs in a lopsided or disproportionate nutsack.
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
Noun
1. A type of abortion, usually practiced in the southern united states by people of white trash decent, in which the expecting mother drinks excessive amounts of peach schnapps in order to terminate the pregnancy due to fear of bearing a mongloidal offspring and/or public ridicule.
1. A type of abortion, usually practiced in the southern united states by people of white trash decent, in which the expecting mother drinks excessive amounts of peach schnapps in order to terminate the pregnancy due to fear of bearing a mongloidal offspring and/or public ridicule.
"I've had sex with way too many of my relatives and I can't tell my mom, so I'm gonna have to drink myself a georgiabortion."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
Noun
1. A term used to describe an extremely rare sexual act involving a 3 man bukakke and a squirting female. With 3 men masturbating while standing in a circular formation, the woman with the ability to squirt must masturbates on the floor in the middle. If all three men cum before the woman, it finishes as a normal, everyday bukakke. BUT, and this is where the Three Coins in the Fountain kicks into play, if the woman finishes first and squirts high into the air, the men then must pitch pennies and throw any loose pocket change into her vagina. The man who places the highest face value of coinage wins and the whore gets to keep all the coins for buss fare.
1. A term used to describe an extremely rare sexual act involving a 3 man bukakke and a squirting female. With 3 men masturbating while standing in a circular formation, the woman with the ability to squirt must masturbates on the floor in the middle. If all three men cum before the woman, it finishes as a normal, everyday bukakke. BUT, and this is where the Three Coins in the Fountain kicks into play, if the woman finishes first and squirts high into the air, the men then must pitch pennies and throw any loose pocket change into her vagina. The man who places the highest face value of coinage wins and the whore gets to keep all the coins for buss fare.
"I'm gonna get change for a dollar just in case it's three coins in the fountain night down at the strip club."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
Noun
1. A permiscuous female that will let you tap it anytime you want for only ten cents. She doesn't need the money and is not a professional hooker. Deep down, she's just a ho. The dime is a trivial denomination that for some reason, she insists on receiving for services rendered.
See Lucy Van Pelt: "Where are they now?"
1. A permiscuous female that will let you tap it anytime you want for only ten cents. She doesn't need the money and is not a professional hooker. Deep down, she's just a ho. The dime is a trivial denomination that for some reason, she insists on receiving for services rendered.
See Lucy Van Pelt: "Where are they now?"
by billebllunt December 12, 2013