humdinger

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of a kneeling woman who is teabagging a ballsack and humming, all the while grooming the man's ass crack for dingle-berries. She does the grooming much in the same way that a monkey picks the bugs off another monkeys head.
The giver of a humdinger is useful in more ways than one to the receiver.
by billebllunt May 12, 2014
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reenblackment

Noun

1. A term used to describe a role which is traditionally played by a caucasian or white person, but has been recast and performed by an african or black actor, such as Samuel L. Jackson playing the part of Sgt. Nick Fury.
"Another blasphemous reenblackment in the Marvel movie universe is Michael Clarke Duncan as the Kingpin."
by billebllunt May 13, 2014
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Cabbage Snatch Kid

Noun

1. An unborn infant whose face is constantly protruding from its expecting mothers vagina for the entire duration of the pregnancy.
"I thought she was going into labor, but then she informed me she had a cabbage snatch kid."
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
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Squeef

Noun

1. While a queef is usually involuntary, a "squeef" occurs when a woman has mastered the art of queefing and can squeeze one out at will.

2. A voluntary queef.
"Whenever Joanne is around another woman she doesn't like, she stands next to them and squeefs."
by billebllunt December 08, 2013
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spacklecrack

Noun

1. A term used to describe a person who went to sleep with so much semen leaking out of their butthole, that they awaken to their buttcheeks being stuck together and their buttcrack completely sealed shut.
"After a long night of drinking and several sexual partners, she awoke with a severe case of spacklecrack."
by billebllunt May 12, 2014
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Vagincubation

Noun

1. When an insect or other small mammal lays their eggs within moist confines of a womans vagina. The eggs remain there for the entire gestation period and usually hatch or emerge at the most inopportune time.
Q: "So, Lisa, tell me, did you have sex with Rodney yet?"

A: "Yes, we did it the other night in the dark for the 1st time and I'm hoping he didn't realize my vagincubation, even though the swarm of flies covering the window was a dead give away."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Pussturepedic

Adjective

1. A term used to describe when a man has his face so deeply entrenched in a woman's pussy that when he stops there is an impression of his face or mold formed in the vaginal tissue.

2. A vagina with memory foam characteristics.
"Chubby or worn out vaginas are much more pussturepedic."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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