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Jordy Laforge

Noun

1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern

across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.
Q: "Did you check out that blind chick at the glory hole?"

A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."
by billebllunt May 14, 2014
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Va JJ Walker

Noun

1. When a womans vagina lips are bigger than that of JJ Walker from Good Times. Also, they can utter the phrase "DYNOMITE!"

2. Trying to bang an old broad with a walker.
"Looking into her Va JJ Walker was like looking into the mouth of the real Jimmie Walker."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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peytomime

Noun

1. Eludes to the fact that Peyton Manning is not a good quarterback, is not very smart in general and relies on a series of meaningless hand gestures, intended to be interpreted as audibles, but in fact are just meaningless pantomime meant to psyche out opponents and even his own teammates don't understand.
"Peyton Manning is good at using his playcalls and vocal fluctuation to draw the defense offsides, but just wait til you see him peytomime."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Slurple

Adjective

1. The resulting hue of the bruise that forms on your testicles when a woman slurps the same spot for too long of period.
2. The color of an overly bruised nutsack hickey.

3. Purple as a result of slurping.
"The slurple area on balls is sensitive from tea bagging last night, so I try to avoid it touching my leg. It should clear up in a couple days."
by billebllunt December 8, 2013
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Honk

Noun - A unit of measurement pertaining to pie and cake, often taken by hand and eaten without utensils. The incremental tipping point when a pie or cake slice becomes too large to be considered a hunk.
I was flagged from the open bar at the wedding, so I grabbed a big ass "honk" of cake and left.
by billebllunt December 8, 2013
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cragglepuss

Noun

1. A woman with stalactite and stalagmite formations in her cavernous vagina.
"I tried to be safe about it, but her cragglepuss tore my condom to shreds."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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contralingus

Noun

1. A variation on the popular belief that one should lick the alphabet while performing cunnilingus, but in this case, licking in the pattern of Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A and then spelling out the word "START."
"I'm going to stop at my friends house for old school video game night, then I'm heading straight to my girlfriends house to perform contralingus."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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