Definitions by billebllunt
fragglepuss
Noun
1. When a woman has a population of small, singing animalia inhabiting the inner depths of her cavernous vagina.
1. When a woman has a population of small, singing animalia inhabiting the inner depths of her cavernous vagina.
"I thought I may have contracted crabs from the bitch, but I later found out it was only fragglepuss."
fragglepuss by billebllunt December 9, 2013
Slobbin' the Hobbit
Noun
1. A term used to describe the sexual act of a female felating the perfectly formed miniature sized penis of an adult male.
1. A term used to describe the sexual act of a female felating the perfectly formed miniature sized penis of an adult male.
"After all the giggling, ridiculing and taunts of "are you in?" he got from his normal sexual partners, Timothy and his tiny penis was perfectly happy paying hookers for slobbin' the hobbit."
Slobbin' the Hobbit by billebllunt December 9, 2013
mannequink
Noun (mana-kink)
1. Performing perverse sexual acts of depravity on store mannequins with a heightened sense of arousal from being caught.
2. A form of exhibitionism.
3. Similar to Ellen DeGeneres' Dance Dare which involves dancing behind peoples backs, mannequink entails standing next to an unsuspecting shopper and waiting for them to turn around. When they do, you vigorously grope and make out with the mannequin next to them for 5 seconds, then turn around like nothing happened before they notice.
1. Performing perverse sexual acts of depravity on store mannequins with a heightened sense of arousal from being caught.
2. A form of exhibitionism.
3. Similar to Ellen DeGeneres' Dance Dare which involves dancing behind peoples backs, mannequink entails standing next to an unsuspecting shopper and waiting for them to turn around. When they do, you vigorously grope and make out with the mannequin next to them for 5 seconds, then turn around like nothing happened before they notice.
mannequink by billebllunt December 9, 2013
Inspector Gadget
Noun
1. A term used to describe the person or sexual act of an ambidextrous man masturbating while wearing white gloves and using a wide array of implements, including, but not limited to: binoculars, roller skates, trench coats, handcuffs, magnifying glasses, springs, magnets, skis, sirens or a lasso necktie for added erotic asphyxiation. Sometimes, a dog or a small child maybe involved.
1. A term used to describe the person or sexual act of an ambidextrous man masturbating while wearing white gloves and using a wide array of implements, including, but not limited to: binoculars, roller skates, trench coats, handcuffs, magnifying glasses, springs, magnets, skis, sirens or a lasso necktie for added erotic asphyxiation. Sometimes, a dog or a small child maybe involved.
"You've got to have a really private place and a lot of time on your hands if you want to Inspector Gadget like me."
Inspector Gadget by billebllunt December 9, 2013
Vicks Bomb
Noun
1. An insane variation of the average marijuana joint which involves rolling a normal joint, lacing it with vicks vapor rub and placing several match heads spaced incrementally inside. When one of the match heads ignites, or "bombs", the joint cannot be smoked due to the harmful effect of directly inhaling the sulfuric toxins produced by the match head. Instead, the smoker must instead wait for the bomb to completely subside before resuming smoking of the joint. The chemical reaction between the vicks vapor rub and match heads is supposed to alter or enhance the desired effects of the cannabis.
1. An insane variation of the average marijuana joint which involves rolling a normal joint, lacing it with vicks vapor rub and placing several match heads spaced incrementally inside. When one of the match heads ignites, or "bombs", the joint cannot be smoked due to the harmful effect of directly inhaling the sulfuric toxins produced by the match head. Instead, the smoker must instead wait for the bomb to completely subside before resuming smoking of the joint. The chemical reaction between the vicks vapor rub and match heads is supposed to alter or enhance the desired effects of the cannabis.
Vicks Bomb by billebllunt December 9, 2013
Necking
Verb
1. A term used by baby boomers as slang for making out, the term has more recently come to describe penetrating someones traecheotomy and/or other neck hole.
1. A term used by baby boomers as slang for making out, the term has more recently come to describe penetrating someones traecheotomy and/or other neck hole.
Q: "I saw your truck parked up on lookout point last night...were you necking?"
A: "Yeah and I blew a load right in her stoma."
A: "Yeah and I blew a load right in her stoma."
Necking by billebllunt December 9, 2013
Cabbage Snatch Kid
Noun
1. An unborn infant whose face is constantly protruding from its expecting mothers vagina for the entire duration of the pregnancy.
1. An unborn infant whose face is constantly protruding from its expecting mothers vagina for the entire duration of the pregnancy.
Cabbage Snatch Kid by billebllunt December 9, 2013