mannequink

Noun (mana-kink)

1. Performing perverse sexual acts of depravity on store mannequins with a heightened sense of arousal from being caught.

2. A form of exhibitionism.

3. Similar to Ellen DeGeneres' Dance Dare which involves dancing behind peoples backs, mannequink entails standing next to an unsuspecting shopper and waiting for them to turn around. When they do, you vigorously grope and make out with the mannequin next to them for 5 seconds, then turn around like nothing happened before they notice.

"Seeing all these perfectly round mannequin buttocks really brings out the mannequink in me."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013

jacks mannequin

A side project of singer/songwriter Andrew Mcmahon. Basicaly a solo project produced from the help of many other people including Tommy Lee on drums! Mcmahon uses his unique voice, powerful lyrics, and the heartfelt rithyms of his ever so famous piano. With a full album out now they are a great band to listen to whether your happy or sad. Basically Something Corporate with a little twist of pop flavor. For more info see Andrew Mcmahon or Something Corporate.

One hell of a kick ass side project sure to rock you. Jacks Mannequin is awsome

by socofan July 19, 2006

mannequining

Mannequining is the act of freezing in place. An example includes the Geico TV commercials aired on American TV where the commercial ends and the people freeze in place but animals and objects continue moving.

"My favorite example of mannequining is the Geico commercial where the dog scarfs down the food."

by notkasuo November 5, 2016

Political Mannequin

Any politician willing and able to change his/her long-held beliefs - simply for the purposes of getting elected/re-elected.

Any person employed as a candidate for the purposes of assigning whatever political ideals that may be popular at that particular moment.

- see Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney has changed so many political positions that he seems like a Political Mannequin

by bukowsky September 16, 2012

Jack's Mannequin

Andrew McMahon of Something Corporate's insanely amazing side project.

"When I listen to Jack's Mannequin, it totally makes me melt."

by Krissala September 28, 2005

Jack's Mannequin

The amazing side-project of Something Corporate's front man, Andrew McMahon. Everything In Transit, "A concept album exploring his return to the hometown he left to pursue his music career with Something Corporate". The album was released on August 23, 2005. The songs are amazingly written and everyone can find someting to relate to. Buy the CD!!

If Jack's Mannequin came in powder form, I'd sniff it. - Anonymous

by Ashley (JM/SOCO enthus.) September 11, 2005

Jack's Mannequin

Best band in the entire fucking world.
Pure sex.
every 15 year old girls wet dream.

i just orgasmed to jack's mannequin.

by h4!l3yyx April 2, 2008