hook

A person who cheats on line calls in tennis.

That hook hooked me out of the last three points, dagnabbit!

by Bill April 08, 2004

sea breeze

qweef; the odor of a queef.

"Melissa let out a salty sea breeze qweef just as I was about to go down her. Which pretty much spoiled the atmosphere."

by bill May 13, 2005

brujo

N. a worker of sorcery. male.

I am a brujo

by bill January 12, 2004

Slam hammer

the penis

i totally ruptured my slam hammer on maggies rough aerse.

by bill June 07, 2004

Samurai Jesus

Jesus Christ as a samurai warrior. He defined the true meaning of "the last supper" when he took on the Ninja assholes after they were done with their rice balls. Samurai Jesus is also the master of air hockey...nobody beats him.

"I challenged Samurai Jesus to a game of air hockey and he beat me like a bitch."

by Bill March 15, 2004

Bellamy

To purchase a tool or piece of equipment use the device for a project and then upon completion of the project return the device to the purchase place for a refund

Sir, why are you returning this tool? Reply… It does not suit my needs

by Bill March 14, 2003

Randolph

The pimp ass Judge from a Few Good Men

Jessep: I'll apreciate it if you address me as Colonel or Sir, I believe I earned it.

Randolph: The defense counsel will address the witness as Colonel or Sir.

Jessep: I dont know what the hell kinda unit you're running here.

Randolph: And the WITNESS will address this court as Judge or Your Honor. I'm quite certain I earned it. Take your seat Colonel

by Bill April 13, 2006