caisee

What it sounds like when someone keeps asking, "Can I see?", and a description of an annoying person who is constantly trying to butt into your business.

Oh my god, she just asked me to show her cousin's wedding ring AGAIN. She is such a caisee!

by Beckley April 10, 2009

friendolian

Someone who is your friend though official social status, but isnt actually close to you. They are in your social group.

I can only invite three people to my birthday party, and I'm inviting Sal, Chrissi, and Lara- none of my friendolians though.

by beckley March 09, 2009

waiwuh

Something a person says too much when they aren't really listening. It comes from "wait, what?" Also used to describe a person who doesn't listen to you when you are talking.

Omg Sarah is such a waiwuh! she never listens to me when I talk!

by Beckley April 10, 2009

girlperv

a girl who is a pervert, basically. she is creepy to guys the way male perverts are to girls.

Omg, Stacey is totally imagining that guy naked. shes such a girlperv!

by Beckley March 09, 2009

fmler

FML stands for f*** my life. It is also a website (fmylife.com) where people record horrible things that have happened to them. FMLers have really horrible F***ed up lives, and have probably recorded something on that website. Or they have said F*** my life several times.

Person #1: So I hear you got divorced.

Person #2: Yeah, she thought I was having an affair, so she talked to her mother about it, who hates me. Now my kids hate me, and I live in a crappy apartment. F*** my life!

Person 1#: Wow you are turning into a real fmler!

by Beckley April 12, 2009

AKD

AKD stands for angry keyboard diarrhea, and it describes the situation where someone who is IMing, sending an email, or blogging, and they are so angry that they simply press keys randomly, bang the keyboard, or attack their keyboard in some other way. The typed result of this is called AKD, and it resembles a series of random letters in all caps.

Person #1: So what happened then?
Person #2: So he then walks up to me, calls me an ugly bi***, and GOES BACK TO HIS GUY FRIENDS AND GETS HIGH FIVES FROM THEM ALL!!!! THEY ALL WALK AWAY, AND WERE SHOUTING STUFF LIKE "UGLY BI*** GOT OWNED!!!" AND "OOH LOOK AT FUGLY NOW!!!" OMG I AM SO MAD!!!!!!!!! i WANT TO WRING THEIR FAT NECKS!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEIRCUTCM,,,,AJLSKDRYFHEURACUROCYTHJROCUIERACHTLAEURCYWE5YJTAEUKRTJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJDDDDVATDCUROATUIECHTUAWEHJJJJKJHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKFFHKFHKHKFHKFHKFFHKFHKHKFHKFHKFZLDCFFZSDSDSD0Z
I MEAN SERIOUSLY!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

sorry. i had a bad case of akd. im just SOOOOO MAAADDD

by Beckley April 10, 2009

cht spk

The text message language (txt spk)of abbreviations that is further extended to instant messaging- "chatting"- on a computer. cht spk stands for chat speak. Generally, In cht spk, the use of vowels in long words is eliminated, and any word or syllable that sounds like a number is written as a number. silent letters are eliminated, and letter combinations are replaced with a similar sounding single letter if possible.

(The following is in cht spk)

Person #1: hy wassp bab? (hey whats up babe?)

Person #2: nm u? (nothing much, you?)

Person #1: jst chilln. (just chilling)

by Beckley April 13, 2009