friendolian

Someone who is your friend though official social status, but isnt actually close to you. They are in your social group.

I can only invite three people to my birthday party, and I'm inviting Sal, Chrissi, and Lara- none of my friendolians though.

by beckley March 9, 2009

Friendlien

A person who is friendly, selfless and has mastered the 5 Friendlien destiny's called the Friendlien way

That was a Friendlien thing to do.

by Friendliens January 1, 2019

Friendbian

A friend you are so close with that everyone thinks you are lesbians.

"OMG...are Lynne and Joy gay?"

"No, they're just friendbians."

by LynneheartsJoy December 20, 2008

Friendalanche

the situation arising from a desire to invite one friend to an event which results in a social obligation to invite a large number of additional friends to said event

Inviting Smiley Sue means you have to invite Laughing Lisa, which then leads to inviting Debbie Downer. And if you invite Debbie Downer, you need to invite Smelly Steve. And so on and so on....

Example: "I would love to invite you to my party, Smiley Sue, but doing so would inevitably lead to a friendalanche."

by MilPhilDil July 1, 2011

friendsbians

Two women that are very close friends that practically seem like they are lesbians.

Chrissy and Lorene are so close, they're not just friends, they're friendsbians.

I saw a couple of friendsbians holding hands at the mall today.

by LittleMissChatterbox January 9, 2009

friendzonian

inhabitants of the plane of existence called "Friendzone"

this term is only used in one instance. to express pity.

poor Friendzonians

by Jason Sng September 3, 2012

friendilingus

Friendilingus is the act of cunnilingus performed on a friend by a friend purely for the sake of helping a friend out and/or improving skill in that area.

"I don't really feel very comfortable performing cunnilingus, could I perform friendilingus on you so as to get comfortable with it?"

by djones September 15, 2013