touch-o

A typo made on a touch screen, often an Iphone.

I accidently texted my friend from my Iphone that I jade a friend. I meant to say I made a friend. What a stupid touch-o!

by beckley March 27, 2009

Touch O' Downs

A symptom exhibited by an individual who has the appearance of partial Down Syndrome but does not appear to have any of the characteristics.

Hector (whispers to his friend, Paul, referring to passerby): Damn! Check out that fucked up dude with the fivehead.

Paul: Man that's fucked up. He probably got a "touch o' downs".

by Joe Fist January 13, 2009

touch of the rona

A cough or sneeze in Spring of 2020

Paige: Sneeze Achoo!

Kate: You sick?

Paige: No, just allergies

Kate: You sure you don't got a touch of the rona? I do not see you being COVIDgilent in your day-to-day.

by the comand'r April 1, 2020

touch of the Madonnas

losing your accent to pick up a crappy english one, drinking real ale and wearing flat caps and pretending to like the weather.

'jees she's got a touch of the Madonnas' Carrie to Miranda as Samantha pretends to be English in SATC.

by tadge72 April 24, 2010

touch of the 'rettes

Suffering from tourettes syndrome for a brief period of time. Usually involves excessive use of the word "Fuck" and anything related to female anatomy.

#1: Holy sweet fucking vagina fairy! Hot goddamn bullshiting vulvarian cancer of the pussyitis im fucking angry!
#2: Calm down. Its only a hospital. They wont hurt you here.
#1: Sorry. I must have a touch of the 'rettes.

by Sir Ty December 9, 2008

Touch-Off

To relieve ones self by self fullfillment.

I told him I could not chat any longer from his talks and I was going to get in bed and touch-off.

by wtf-honey February 13, 2015

Touch of a rapist

Someones who's first touch in football is utterly wank!

'Steve you've got a touch of a Rapist'

by Jizz UK May 18, 2006