beckley's definitions

freak on a leash

a phrase of description used when the word freak is simply not a large enough word to contain their freakishness. (the person being described probably belong on a leash too.)they are either extremely weird, perverted, or stalkerish.

Person #1: OMG did that freak on a leash Cameron just start humping your shoulder for no reason? EWWWW!
Person #2: EW now i have to burn my sweater!
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Person #1: Omg what is that kid Noah wearing? A SILVER TUXEDO? WHAT?
Person #2: wow what a freak on a leash
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Person #1: Is that CAMERON peering through your WINDOW? EEKKKKKK! ITS A FREAK ON A LEASH!
Person #2: No smart one, thats your reflection. But Cameron IS a freak on a leash

by Beckley April 26, 2009

braces lump

the lump that one gets when wearing braces. it makes the area on your cheeks and mouth swell so you have a lump looking something like a muzzle. they are omnipresent while you have brackets. braces lumps suddenly disappear after braces are removed.

"Wow, you have a weird shaped mouth!"
"No, stupid, its just my braces lumps"

by Beckley August 14, 2009

fmler

FML stands for f*** my life. It is also a website (fmylife.com) where people record horrible things that have happened to them. FMLers have really horrible F***ed up lives, and have probably recorded something on that website. Or they have said F*** my life several times.

Person #1: So I hear you got divorced.

Person #2: Yeah, she thought I was having an affair, so she talked to her mother about it, who hates me. Now my kids hate me, and I live in a crappy apartment. F*** my life!

Person 1#: Wow you are turning into a real fmler!

by Beckley April 12, 2009

touch-o

A typo made on a touch screen, often an Iphone.

I accidently texted my friend from my Iphone that I jade a friend. I meant to say I made a friend. What a stupid touch-o!

by beckley March 27, 2009

girlperv

a girl who is a pervert, basically. she is creepy to guys the way male perverts are to girls.

Omg, Stacey is totally imagining that guy naked. shes such a girlperv!

by Beckley March 9, 2009

friendolian

Someone who is your friend though official social status, but isnt actually close to you. They are in your social group.

I can only invite three people to my birthday party, and I'm inviting Sal, Chrissi, and Lara- none of my friendolians though.

by beckley March 9, 2009

omg

OMG stands for Omnipresent Meatball God. OMG is the god of meatballs, and he is also constantly with you.

Of the many gods, OMG spends the most time with humans.

by Beckley April 27, 2009