assdiculous

-Term used to describe something that is not only stupid and absurd, but more than a little gay
"Don't be assdiculous, Watson."

"St. Anger is fucking assdiculous."
by Batrastard July 08, 2003
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hineyhatch

1- What lies betwixt thine buttocks

2- A person who is an asshole
"Hineyhatch is a synonym for the anus."

"GET OFF THE ROAD, HINEYHATCH!"
by Batrastard July 08, 2003
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cumsnarf

-What results when you make a woman laugh as you are jizzing down her throat
"I was humping that gigaho's face last night and, just as I was about to feed her some PNRZ-juice, I decided to make that bitch laugh; the result was pure comedy platinum."
by Batrastard July 31, 2003
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sushify

-To pound a woman's vagina raw with intense PNRZical ramming
"I am going to sushify your VGNRZ so hard, you will feel great discomfort sitting for a span of several days or more."
by Batrastard July 24, 2003
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Konamiwank

-To wankerbate the PNRZ or CLTRZ by utilizing repeated motions of Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, and Right
"When I broke out the Konamiwank on my girl, it was all over..."
by Batrastard July 31, 2003
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polywonk

1- Verb meaning "to fellate"
2- Noun meaning "blowjob"
"I was just sitting in the rowboat, minding my own business, when she started to polywonk me. :-O"

"I say, old chap, that young lady certainly gives a good polywonk."
by Batrastard July 02, 2003
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spankito suave

1- A Latino, typically (but not exclusively) of the Puerto Rican or Mexican persuasion, who greases his hair and tries very hard to be a gigolo. He will often take an oversized bottle of cologne and spray it at a fan on the highest setting, then stand before the cloud of overpowering fragrance. Other things he will do include unbuttoning his shirt halfway down so he has easy fondle-access to his chest hair, chew on toothpicks, speak in an exaggerated Spanish accent, and stuff his underwear with a rolled-up tube sock. He doesn't believe in being clean-shaven, nor will he be a nice or reliable companion to any women. Paradoxically, women like him anyway because they are stupid.

2- A generic Latin singer who straddles the line between Straight and Gay

3- Someone who likes to wankerbate on a regular basis
"If it wasn't for spankito suave over there, cologne manufacturers would go bankrupt."

"Ricky Martin is a spankito suave."

"Ese spankito suave le gusta JUGAR CON EL PNRZ."
by Batrastard July 05, 2003
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