batrastard's definitions

Lost on the Iditarod

1- The unfortunate state of being unable to please an especially frigid woman

2- Becoming hopelessly lost after a series of wrong turns in a place where death is more than a little likely

I tried and tried to warm that iceberg, but in the end it was like I was Lost on the Iditarod.

Dude, losing your way in that neighborhood is even more hazardous to your health than getting Lost on the Iditarod.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

rumbleballs

1- A playful term for being a horny male

2- A silly but harmless twit

I've got a bad case of the rumbleballs!

Aw, don't pay attention to rumbleballs over there; he's just being being an ass.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

schlongdonkey

1- Another name for the PNRZ

2- Someone who is a PNRZ

"All women want to ride the schlongdonkey; the only problem is that it spits way too often."

by Batrastard July 24, 2003

bungzilla

1- A particularly annoying asshole

2- Godzilla's hineyhatch

"I almost got into a #$@%^& accident when bungzilla cut me off!"

"HIROYOSHI, ITSA BUNGUZIRRA!!! :-O"

by Batrastard July 26, 2003

AHVB

Abbreviation for AIR HYPER VIPER BEAM, one of Cable's moves in Marvel vs. Capcom 2. It is well-known among the fighting game community for being one of the most heinously-overpowered moves ever, especially given its ease of execution. It is a synonym for win button.

"Dude, fuck losing... just AHVB that shit down!!!!"

by Batrastard July 2, 2003

cuntbarker

-A very stupid bitch who never shuts up, which is made worse by the fact that almost nothing she says is useful. A female of this persuasion never realizes this because she swears she's always right, and is more than willing to make a mockery of reality through lies and other manipulative acts in order to further her own nefarious schemes.

"Stay away from that cuntbarker, if you value your soul."

by Batrastard July 12, 2003

pogo-sticking

-A variation of the mic-check where you tap the PNRZ against the foreheads of various women in succession, often at a comically high speed.

"Man, I was pogo-sticking random females like a porn star last night, dude."

by Batrastard July 2, 2003