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1- A condition which causes one to crap messily all over the internet

2. Any stupid, ignorant, nonsensical, incoherent, or otherwise functionally useless internet editorial, post, blog entry, email, personal ad, IM, and the like resulting from the aforementioned condition which offensively squanders and devalues bandwidth, moments of readers' lives they will never get back, and the collective IQ of all sentient life
1- Online journal sites are full of many nincompoops with severe and persistent cases of cyberrhea.

2- I tried really hard to wade through that cognitive Lilliputian's editorial post but it was such an odoriferous and asinine example of cyberrhea that I finally wrinkled my nose in disgust and gave up.
cyberrhea by batrastard October 31, 2005
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Cyberbeard 

A made up fake girl friend that closeted homosexuals create on the internet to fool intolerant associates.
That dude T created his self a cyberbeard to pertend he's straight.
Cyberbeard by Steve Polychron January 18, 2013

Cybershell 

A YouTuber who talked about a blue rat called Sonic and is currently hibernating for 9 years.
God, I really miss Cybershell.

Please come back king.
Cybershell by Stop_Horny_People September 10, 2020

Cyberchase 

A PBS Kids show where 3 kids and a weird bird fly around inside a computer world trying to save "Motherboard" from "The Hacker", and teach kids simple math.

Why is it so relative to what the government's doing today?
"We have to save Motherboard from the Hacker!"

"Ew, ew, DOUBLE ew."

"What is a fraction?"

"Cyberchase was made possible by viewers like you. Thank you."
Cyberchase by EWewDOUBLEew December 16, 2011

cyberchar 

a famous after effects editor.
best editor in the world.
cyberchar is the best editor ever.

Cybershell 

verb: To disappear or to go ghost for an extended period of time while lurking and keeping a low profile

origin: cybershells epic 3 year disappearing prank
Hey this cool youtuber I watched has gone cybershell
Cybershell by StarDumb May 6, 2021

Ciderrhea 

Similar to a beeriod, a ciderrhea occurs after a night of fully fledged scrumpy sessioning which materialises in taking your ass for a piss.
Crikey mate, i went to the toilet and it resulted in a fully blown ciderrhea!
I thought I wet myself but then i saw the brown ciderrhea skidding my undies.