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1- A condition which causes one to crap messily all over the internet

2. Any stupid, ignorant, nonsensical, incoherent, or otherwise functionally useless internet editorial, post, blog entry, email, personal ad, IM, and the like resulting from the aforementioned condition which offensively squanders and devalues bandwidth, moments of readers' lives they will never get back, and the collective IQ of all sentient life
1- Online journal sites are full of many nincompoops with severe and persistent cases of cyberrhea.

2- I tried really hard to wade through that cognitive Lilliputian's editorial post but it was such an odoriferous and asinine example of cyberrhea that I finally wrinkled my nose in disgust and gave up.
cyberrhea by batrastard October 31, 2005
Words you can keep

Cyberbeard 

A made up fake girl friend that closeted homosexuals create on the internet to fool intolerant associates.
That dude T created his self a cyberbeard to pertend he's straight.
Cyberbeard by Steve Polychron January 18, 2013

Cybershell 

A YouTuber who talked about a blue rat called Sonic and is currently hibernating for 9 years.
God, I really miss Cybershell.

Please come back king.
Cybershell by Stop_Horny_People September 10, 2020

Cyberchase 

A PBS Kids show where 3 kids and a weird bird fly around inside a computer world trying to save "Motherboard" from "The Hacker", and teach kids simple math.

Why is it so relative to what the government's doing today?
"We have to save Motherboard from the Hacker!"

"Ew, ew, DOUBLE ew."

"What is a fraction?"

"Cyberchase was made possible by viewers like you. Thank you."
Cyberchase by EWewDOUBLEew December 16, 2011

cyberchar 

a famous after effects editor.
best editor in the world.
cyberchar is the best editor ever.

Cybershell 

verb: To disappear or to go ghost for an extended period of time while lurking and keeping a low profile

origin: cybershells epic 3 year disappearing prank
Hey this cool youtuber I watched has gone cybershell
Cybershell by StarDumb May 6, 2021

Ciderrhea 

Similar to a beeriod, a ciderrhea occurs after a night of fully fledged scrumpy sessioning which materialises in taking your ass for a piss.
Crikey mate, i went to the toilet and it resulted in a fully blown ciderrhea!
I thought I wet myself but then i saw the brown ciderrhea skidding my undies.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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