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v. 1)The act of releasing one's seminal fluids on a female's jeans. Particularly when trying to shoot one's fluids over a female while she's in the bed, but instead the fluids land on her jeans. This often results from the females' dislike for these fluids on her skin and therefore can be used as a punishment.
a) Well she said she didnt want it in her face, so she paid the price and got jeaned.
b) After a few drinks, I got her shirt off but she wouldnt give me head, so I finished it myself and jeaned her up good.
by bRaD April 18, 2004
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(a) Name given to Detroit rapper Eminem by people who view him as lacking rap talent and as a tool of the mainstream pop world. Used by other rappers, such as Esham the Unholy, Insane Clown Posse, and Ja Rule. (b) Used to describe one who attempts to emulate said rapper.
(a) I really wanna hatchet Feminem to death. (b) There's a lot of Feminems in my school.
by bRaD April 10, 2004
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An "herbal supplement" that Sparks, of Sealab 2021, made from pufferfish toxin and kelp. It seems to have the combined effects of PCP, crack, and ecstasy.
"Mardoc can kiss my black ass -- I need some Stimutax! Quit bein' a bitch and pill me up!"
-Dr. Quinn

"It's like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain!"
-Captain Murphy
by bRaD September 1, 2004
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meaning Be Rad. U gotta be rad ir ur name is b.rad
b.rad is so rad,
b.rad is not rad
by bRaD January 24, 2005
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someone who chooses video games over sex
Ryan is a total electrosexual when he chooses ninja gaiden over katie.
by bRaD March 21, 2004
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