bOb's definitions

lamf

lame ass mother fucker. heard it back in the late 70s. seemed to derive from the Punk movement.

Eric: Did you see Seth last night at the party?

Mitch: Yeah. He was a real lamf.

by Bob October 5, 2004

Queef

a fart from the vigina

mike queef!!

by bob May 20, 2004

Wisconsin

Good beer, everyone makes it at home.

by Bob August 14, 2003

urkel

to have a wet dream

shit i just urkeled all over my bed

by Bob July 16, 2003

meesie-moosies

oh my goodness; oh my gosh; oh my god!

oooooh meesie-moosies!!

by Bob February 27, 2005

Billsy

A freakishly tall person, that was eradiated by a radioactive spider. Perhaps the two are related.

Oh no!! Billsy just ate cheese and now I have to kill him!!

by Bob December 1, 2003

Flaw-Flaws

When you make it to the crapper at the very last second and without any straining on your part, immediately it goes "Flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw."

"Man, what was all that noise about?"

"Oh, I got the flaw-flaws. Must have been that chili from last night."

by bob February 23, 2005