ayb's definitions

hype

A fad. A clever marketing strategy which a product is advertized as the thing everyone must have, to the point where people begin to feel they need to consume it.

Millions of suckers fell for the hype and bought a Playstation 2

by AYB February 18, 2003

Tsunami

Japanese for big wave. Tsunamis can be generated by earthquakes, underwater landslides, and in rare cases, giant meteors striking the Earth's seas or oceans.

If a giant rock from space hits the ocean, the coasts and islands will be wiped off the face of the Earth

by AYB May 27, 2003

Jehovah's Witnesses

Annoying cult members whose sole purpose is to annoy people by knocking on their doors every week and asking them if they wish to be "saved". Any unfortunate victim who ACTUALLY allows them into their house will be bored to death by their endless rantings about their cult, and their hour-long prayers.

I feel proud that I no longer have to worry about Jehova's Witnesses bothering me ever since I set my dogs on two of their members last year.

by AYB June 13, 2003

dead

Being in a state of having no life or ceasing to exist.
A typical pop star's career within four years, doubled if said pop star signs a Faustian deal with MTV or the RIAA.

By 2008, the careers of 50 Cent, Ashanti, Eminem, and Britney Spears will be dead.

by AYB June 19, 2003

hard drive

A computer's data-storage device.

I had to get a new hard drive for my computer because my old one was full.

by AYB March 10, 2003

carnivore

A meat-eater. One who eats animal flesh.

To attempt to make a vegetarian out of your cat or dog would be animal cruelty, since both animals are obligatory carnivores.

by AYB May 17, 2003

fiddlesticks

Used to be a swear-word back in the mid 1900s. Now it's replaced by damn, shit, or fuck.

The dog's digging in my garden again! Oh fiddlesticks!

by AYB May 28, 2003