ashley's definitions

alegwileous

the use of an empty beer can for anal sex with a old smelly pedo.

when u get fucked up the arse with a beer can in a council flat by billy the 60 year old pedofile.

by ashley May 13, 2005

seabiscuit

a girl that oyu wanna fuck

megan is such a seabiscuit

by ashley May 13, 2005

marw

ya right, meaning like "no way" .. stupid idea

marw on that idea!!!!

by Ashley May 13, 2005

ashley peace

strang abnormal tubastyle binbag dycke funny makes faces and enjoys sex

ashley peace is all of the above and enjoys using the words above

by ashley March 2, 2005

kiera

The average female who keeps the spotlight on herself.

Kiera is hogging the attention again

by ashley March 3, 2005

Doylestown

doylestown, falsely advertised as the ideal place where your kids can grow up, yeah, if they want to learn the art of strip poker, beer pong, and who can pack the bowl the fastest. fake i.d.'s?? doylestownies prefer snooping around in our parents licker cabinet while they're sleeping upstairs. walking up and down the same street only to stop at Nat's, planet smoothie, or starbucks for a few hours is a hell of a good time and in doylestown, you're not cool until you roll down that window and call the random kid standing on the corner a fag. yes it's doylestown, yes they're rich and most likely drunk, and yes they are extremely bored (so call up that random kid in your 2nd period class and hook up behind a shady building while your friends stumble around looking for another beer.)

"wanna get drunk and make out?"
"...sure"

by ashley March 3, 2005

mookin poo

The great sensation of being relieved after defecating when earlier one had a massive stomach ache.

I was so glad to finally experience mookin poo after suffering all day from having to shit so bad.

by Ashley March 4, 2005