donkfonker

A person who enjoys fowl language, or the use of vulgar words such as cunt or cock. Also these people prefer using there last name rather then the first, because it is less pleasing.

Tom lives alone because he is such a donkfonker no one wants to live with him.

by Anthony April 28, 2004

pilfer

Person that sits in a bathtub, farts, then bites at the bubbles

Chris's breath smells like shit because he's a pilfer.

by Anthony April 03, 2005

A+

the lowest level of certification you can get when dealing with computer technology. Hardly worth trying for.

You got your A+ cert? Why'd you waste your time! Get your engineering license, don't f around with A+!

by Anthony May 26, 2004

Lars Ulrich

Technical drummer. Lucky to have met Mr. James (rhythm god) Hetfield. Went against Napster but who really gives a flying fuck anymore? Who really gave a flying fuck then? Can still haul his ass off live on the doubles.

Any show.

by Anthony June 27, 2004

lift a hoe

To experience sexual intercourse with a hoe.

Damn, Mike's gonna lift a hoe tonight brotha.

by Anthony November 29, 2004

olo

Cock and balls.

My olo is bigger than your olo.

by Anthony January 13, 2004

Duck

Someone who is corny!

"Look at that duck over there"

by Anthony January 19, 2004