baby giraffe

The name given to the pose one must adopt in the toilet after awakening with a {boner} and dying for a piss.
i.e. legs spread wide and upper torso bent foward at the hips.
So called because of the obvious resemblance to a baby giraffe struggling to get to its feet.
I woke up half-way thru' the night with a stiffy and spent half an hour in the bathroom doing a baby giraffe trying to have a piss.
by ant August 4, 2004
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stuffy

I've just won twenty quid on the fixed odds.
You stuffy twat!
by ant August 11, 2004
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frosty

When you get a deoderant spray can, spray it really close to your skin and make the skin freeze and come off
Shit, That frosty really kills!
by ant January 11, 2005
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Bellville Rendevous

The wierdest catoon you've ever seen. Not surprising really, it was made in France. Includes people with noses coming out of thier foreheads, arses on the back of thier legs and the fattest dog ever. About a boy who has always dreamed about being in the famous endurance bike race, Tour De France. So his grandma trains him to become a bicycle racer. From then on, I have no idea what happens. Some guys whos shoulders are above thier heads kidnap him and throw him in a truck with two people who are either: A, zombies, B, Demented or C, Extremely tired. No matter how wierd, it's still beautifully animated.
Bellville Rendevous is one of the most beautiful yet most wierd pieces of animation you have ever seen.
by Ant April 23, 2005
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Batty

1. A person's rear/backside/bum/ass/arse
2. A homosexual/gay person (usually male)
1. Relax ya batty!
2. Your father is a batty
by Ant December 12, 2003
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salabadert

A fucking hilarious noise that you make while having your first period or orgasm.
I fucked this girl who was salabaderting while having her first orgasmic experience as i was skeeting in her eye!
by Ant June 3, 2004
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just good friends

what your best friend tries to tell you. When hes bangin' the chick youve wanted since you were 10.
by Ant July 13, 2004
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