anonymous's definitions

scallubus

A giant ractapus attached to the lower half a school bus with wild flailing tentacrews who snitches on his pears.

Did you see that Scallubus this morning? It almost killed Shifty. Such a shame it didn't.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

pendrey

best desribed "jew"

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

monkey tongue

a standard "dick trick" ie, genital origami.
one puts ones "member" between his legs so that it petrudes enough to be see from behind thereby giving the appearance of a monkeys tongue

jim: and then i put this bit there and HEY PRESTO! grandma, thats the monkeys' tongue!
Grandma: he must really like me i think he is winking.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

phubaba

the biggest fwn around

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

bum

The art of sticking your sausage in another man's bunghole.

get out of my way good sir or i will bum you!

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

plankpusher

skater, board rider

tony hawk is a fucking plank boarder

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

FMU

A school where ex-cons are allowed to better themselves and plagiarize papers.
Also, slang, for "Eff 'M. You?"

FMU sure is expensive, but the financial aid kicks ass.

by Anonymous November 2, 2003