krakauer

Q: Would you rope up with Jon Krakauer?
A: Only if he leads so he can't stab me in the back.

Definition: backstabber, hatchet job in media

Did you see that dude get krakauered on the news last night? Man, what a hachet job!

krakauer by snowleopard1957 November 6, 2013

krakauer

a hockey playing, man-hating, bad teaching, mung loving, bull-dyke who makes children cry in their sleep on the entire western hemisphere; also: krack whore

"Dude, I saw krakauer last night..."
"I'm sorry, here is a razorblade, let it go."

krakauer by andyfellovernet April 7, 2003

krakauer

See above definition; also newly divorced bull-dyke. Her bitch finally grew a pair and told the man-hater to eat shit.

"Hey, I realized you are a hockey playing guy and I am married to a man, I will never speak to you again, please don't kick my ass"

krakauer by andyfellovernet May 24, 2003

Ashley Krakauer 

He is just the nicest kid i know he is fucken modest about everything he does, his abillty to include everyone in everything he does is amazing, he dosent really rake poon but he loves to think he does, he always says to the boys that he got in but really he only got fresh hooks once in his life.
Overall he is a nice kid and he will play AFL (if he grows!!)

"Fuck that kid is hopeless"
"Yeah hes a bit of an Ashley Krakauer"

Ashley Krakauer by P.S:POONSLAYER68+1 September 29, 2011

krakouer 

A boss, footy player dardy in all areas of life. Attracts abundance everywhere they go and can throw hands ded

KRAKOUER!

krakouer by Dollcinq June 2, 2022