Q: Would you rope up with Jon Krakauer?
A: Only if he leads so he can't stab me in the back.

Definition: backstabber, hatchet job in media
Did you see that dude get krakauered on the news last night? Man, what a hachet job!
by snowleopard1957 November 6, 2013
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a hockey playing, man-hating, bad teaching, mung loving, bull-dyke who makes children cry in their sleep on the entire western hemisphere; also: krack whore
"Dude, I saw krakauer last night..."
"I'm sorry, here is a razorblade, let it go."
by andyfellovernet April 8, 2003
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See above definition; also newly divorced bull-dyke. Her bitch finally grew a pair and told the man-hater to eat shit.
"Hey, I realized you are a hockey playing guy and I am married to a man, I will never speak to you again, please don't kick my ass"
by andyfellovernet May 24, 2003
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He is just the nicest kid i know he is fucken modest about everything he does, his abillty to include everyone in everything he does is amazing, he dosent really rake poon but he loves to think he does, he always says to the boys that he got in but really he only got fresh hooks once in his life.
Overall he is a nice kid and he will play AFL (if he grows!!)
"Fuck that kid is hopeless"
"Yeah hes a bit of an Ashley Krakauer"
by P.S:POONSLAYER68+1 September 29, 2011
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